2006-08-25 08:39:17 · 8 answers · asked by Yucifer 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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it was the day before the finals in an senior english class in hi skool that had all the dumb jocks. the teacher said that they had to take the class or they would tak ean extra year of high skool no excuses. so this one guy was like what if i had extreme sexual exhaustion? so the teacher replied, then i guess u will have to write with your other hand.
2006-08-25 08:43:53 · answer #1 · answered by Red Hot Chili Peppers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
2006-08-25 21:19:14 · answer #2 · answered by Stripped 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an ambulance man out walking came across a little boy sitting in the gutter stirring something in a can he said what are you doing little boy the boy said stirring crap the ambulance man asked why. the boy said i want to make an ambulance man.the man walked away and saw a policeman and told him. the policeman found the boy and said what are you doing the boy replied stirring crap to which the policeman said i suppose you are going to make a policeman the boy shaking his head looked up and said no not enough crap
2006-08-25 16:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woman with no arms and legs is on the beach. She says to a man walking by,"you know, i've never been touched by a guy."
The guy says well, your not diseased, so he touches her.
She then says,"I've never kissed a guy either."
He thinks well, you're cute so he kisses her.
She then thinks big and says, you know i've never been screwed by a guy either. I'm a virgin."
So he picks her up, throws her in the ocean, and says, "there, now you're screwed."
2006-08-25 15:51:56 · answer #4 · answered by detroitsports_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Primitive walks into outhouse and outhouse falls under him. He is stuck for many days. Postman comes by and hears "Help!" He sees primitive in outhouse and gets help. Once primitive is out, postman says, "How long have you been in there, man?" The primitive replies "I have seen many moons."
2006-08-25 16:01:43 · answer #5 · answered by Sir Nigel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chicken and an egg were having sex. The chicken rolled off and said; "I'm glad we have that settled".
Get it? I love this joke.
2006-08-25 16:36:34 · answer #6 · answered by Billy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told my wife I was in the mood for love. She said, OK, let me leave and give you some privacy.
2006-08-25 19:29:17 · answer #7 · answered by James A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the whoopie cushion...
2006-08-25 15:44:54 · answer #8 · answered by koolcat252002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋