Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

Hint: They're joints.

First one to get them right wins!

2006-08-25 05:52:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-25 05:48:59 · 48 answers · asked by maxvijay2003 3

and for a change i asked them in. asked if they wanted a cup of tea and they said yes.i took the tea into them sat down and said ok lets start and they looked at me blank and i said what is the matter and they said well we dont know what to say and i said why and they replied we have never made it this far before.

2006-08-25 05:46:48 · 26 answers · asked by JAY JAY 3

2006-08-25 05:41:42 · 29 answers · asked by maxvijay2003 3

A mute and a cripple went to see a miracle worker. The miracle worker tells the cripple, "You with the crutches throw away your crutches, and he did, now he tells the mute, "You, mute, say something, the mute says "He fell"

2006-08-25 05:34:54 · 36 answers · asked by lady love 2

There are three moms. .

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.

They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed"

They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her.

Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"



And also tell me if you have a few more good ones

2006-08-25 05:31:43 · 53 answers · asked by tejas_fundo 3

After several years of marriage, Debbie's husband,
Mike, died suddenly.

According to his wishes, Debbie had his body
cremated and placed the remains in a small urn.

Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a
full-length mink coat and an eight-carat diamond
ring. She went into the living room, removed the
urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mike's
ashes into a small dish on the coffee table.

"Mike, my beloved Mike," she began, "I wish to
talk to you. Mike, do you remember, for several
years you promised me a mink coat? Well, here it
is, Mike. Do you like it?"

"And, Mike," she continued, "Do you remember, for
several years you promised me a diamond ring? Yes?
You remember? Here it is, Mike. Do you like it?"

"Well," Debbie exclaimed, puffing Mike's ashes
into the air, "There's that ******** I was
promising you."

2006-08-25 05:13:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-25 05:07:12 · 10 answers · asked by markmcarthy 1

2006-08-25 04:44:50 · 8 answers · asked by haven' t a clue 1

It's a riddle, the right answer wins

What's black, white and red?

2006-08-25 04:40:24 · 16 answers · asked by lady love 2

this blonde is the middle of an open field rowing a boat. anohter blonde drives up and pulls off the road. the blonde in the car got out and wlalkd to the edge of the field and yelled "it's blondes like you that give us a bad name and if i could swim id come out there and kick your butt". (if you are blonde dnt get mad im blonde too)

2006-08-25 04:37:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

It was B.B. King's birthday, his wife thought it would be great to get a tattoo with his name. She got the tatt on her butt. a B on her left cheek and a B on her right. She bent over to show it to him and he said " Who the hell is BOB?"

2006-08-25 04:35:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Fill in the blank, go wild. amuse me!

2006-08-25 04:26:56 · 45 answers · asked by davy_rob7 2

what animal walks on all four in the morning 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening

2006-08-25 04:23:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Who can make me laugh.

2006-08-25 04:20:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

now your here, do you want to tell me a joke

2006-08-25 04:19:21 · 7 answers · asked by davy_rob7 2

2006-08-25 04:18:49 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

A blonde and a brunette were talking about their boyfriends. The brunette says to the blonde "My boyfriend had a alot of drandruff and I gave him "Head and Shoulders", and the blonde asks Ah, how did you give him shoulders?

2006-08-25 04:18:00 · 14 answers · asked by lady love 2

dehumidifer for my birthday. Should I put them in the same room and let them have it?

2006-08-25 03:49:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Here are 30 letter pairs, listed alphabetically, that make up 10 six-letter words. Using the clues provided find all 10 words, using each letter pair only once. When you are done the first letter in each word will form a word revealing the theme of the puzzle.
AC AD AR BE BI CA CE CO DS EA EF ER ER FI FO ID LE LE LS NA NA NS OF ON RD RT TI TI TT VE

1. Agreement
2. Facial growths
3. Serious try
4. Written communication
5. High standards
6. Country
7. Log homes
8. Elected position of authority
9. Ruler
10. Local resident

2006-08-25 03:44:40 · 6 answers · asked by JUNONNKI 3

on your answering machine:

"I'm home now, but leave a message and I'll call when I'm out"?

2006-08-25 03:43:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please send only thoughful, insightful answers...!!

2006-08-25 03:42:45 · 14 answers · asked by jaydrax 2

2006-08-25 03:42:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Where can I find a decaffeinated coffee table?

2006-08-25 03:41:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Additional information:
it has 1024 products in total.
There are around 405 potential customers in the neighborhood
Not everyone has visit the new Supermarket, and I know that in a group
of around 25 just 1 has gone and he has purchased 58 different products
(it does not matter how many of each of those products he purchased)
during that time.
I also know that other supermarket in the area, which has been in
business for 3 years, has sold around 488 products during that time.
There is a correct answer to this question, but I am looking for your
best guess, because obviously it is impossible to reach the correct one
(at least you are really lucky).
The answer that I need it is the quantity of products that has been sold
at least once (it does not matter that if the same product has been
solved 100 times, it is just count as 1).

2006-08-25 03:33:35 · 5 answers · asked by asilvest1 1

You are the conductor on a train going from Boston to Orlando. You start with 200 passengers. At the first stop in New York 20 people get on and 10 get off. You continue to Philadelphia where 10 more people get on and 20 get off. In Atlanta 20 get on and 10 get off. You continue to Orlando. How old is the conductor?

2006-08-25 03:26:09 · 14 answers · asked by bajakid2001 2

what is black and white black and white and is rolling down a hill

2006-08-25 03:13:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2 mothers and 2 daughters went shopping for new dresses they all bought new dresses but they only bought 3 how is this posible

2006-08-25 03:07:53 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-25 03:07:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

can be slightly dirty but nothing too bad...

2006-08-25 03:06:44 · 25 answers · asked by kel dog 1