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Fill in the blank, go wild. amuse me!

2006-08-25 04:26:56 · 45 answers · asked by davy_rob7 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

45 answers

I've lost my detachable penis.

2006-08-25 04:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0 3

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

2006-08-25 04:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by anitahooker_transvestite 2 · 0 2

I've lost my ability to utilize rational thought and imagination since joining the Yahoo revolution...

2006-08-25 04:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by CC...x 5 · 0 1

Overly Grown Mushroom, which is green and purple and all the colours of the rainbow.

2006-08-25 04:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0 1

cell phone. i'm not very amusing, true, but i've called it three times, with no luck. i think someone may have eaten it. =)


PS wow! someone else lost their cell too. the horror!!! haha. but they're so easy to lose.

2006-08-25 04:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by answers, answers 4 · 1 2

password for shrinkyourpenis.com The web site for men with enormous penises.

2006-08-25 04:30:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

My favorite shirt. The washer ate it.

2006-08-25 04:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0 1

My pet elephant. It was in the back yard somewhere!

2006-08-25 04:53:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

life

2006-08-25 04:30:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

go the BLANK and get your BLANKety BLANK back.

Curl up with your BLANKet and call it a BLANKedy good BLANKing day.

or something..

;-)

2006-08-25 04:29:38 · answer #10 · answered by wutta-croc 4 · 0 2

Chocolate covered ants. >.>

2006-08-25 04:45:23 · answer #11 · answered by ffxi_minizilla 4 · 0 1

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