There are three moms. .
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.
They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed"
They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her.
Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
And also tell me if you have a few more good ones
2006-08-25 05:31:43 · 53 answers · asked by tejas_fundo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there was an American a Russian and a blonde
the american said we were the first to the moon
the russian we were the first into space
the blonde said well we're gonna be the first on the sun
the other two said to her how can you possibly go to the sun your rocket will burn
the blonde replied "don't be silly we're gonna go at night time"
2006-08-25 05:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by Farhat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.
i had that loud laugh after a great time.
a nother blonde joke for u:
a blonde, brunette and a redhead are lost on an island which is 20 miles away from the shore.
they all decide to swim to the shore.
first the brunette goes, swims 10 miles, gets tired and drowns.
then the redhead goes, swims 15 miles, gets tired and drowns
then the blonde goes, swims 19 miles, gets tired and swims back.
2006-08-26 02:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AOne day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Miss... Could I see your driver's license?"
"What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet" replied the officer.
After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.
"Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration... What's that?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration.
After a few moments, the dispatcher came back; "Is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes...." replied the officer
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher
"Yes" replied the cop.
"Here's what you have to do..." Said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants."
"What? I can't do that. It's inappropriate!" exclaimed the cop.
"Trust me... Just do it..." said the dispatcher.
So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looks down and sighs "Oh no... Not ANOTHER breathalyzer!"
2006-08-25 07:52:30 · answer #3 · answered by SURAJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... those darn blondes... hahaha...
There was a blonde cop that pulled over a blonde lady that had been speeding on the highway, the blonde cop walked up to the window and asked to see her license and registration. The blonde driver finds her registration but cannot find her license. So the blonde driver asks the blonde cop, "What does it look like?" The blonde cop replied, "It's kind of square and has a picture of you on it..." So the blonde driver fumbles around a little bit more in her car to find it... she finally came across a square compact, opened it and saw that it was her! She handed the compact to the blonde cop as her license, when the blonde cop opened it she said "Oh, I'm sorry ma'am... I didn't know you were a cop...!"
lol... hope you enjoyed that one...
2006-08-25 05:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great.
You've probably already heard this one, but there is a story behind it.
Q) How do you drown a blonde
A) Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
My best friend told this to some of her table-mates at school. A girl at another table, who had over heard (and who was blonde), asked "You can smell underwater?"
Hope you enjoyed that.
2006-08-25 05:36:48 · answer #5 · answered by Short and sweet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sucked. I have the ORIGINAL version for you.
The brunette goes: i found cigarettes under my daughters bed and I dint know she smoked
The Redhead goes: yea well i found beer under my daughters bed and I didnt know she drinks
The blonde goes: Yea well I found a condom under my daughters bed and I didnt know she had a D***.
=D
2006-08-25 05:36:39 · answer #6 · answered by Boricua 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually that shows the blond can think outside of the "box."
2006-08-25 05:36:42 · answer #7 · answered by Grist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the day my wife left a hurriedly written note..."Tommy's penis lost."
I actually looked to see if Tommy was missing his penis…LOL!!!
2006-08-27 09:37:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor blondes - always the bunt of poor jokes!@
2006-08-25 05:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that ws good.i alwez hear a lot of jokes but dont seem to remember any......im sure il frget this 1 too.
2006-08-27 06:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by navsy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋