now your here, do you want to tell me a joke
2006-08-25 04:19:21 · 7 answers · asked by davy_rob7 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do K-Mart and Micheal Jackson have in common??
2006-08-25 06:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do not know if there is one FUNNIEST joke out there ..
i am a blonde but love the crazy blonde jokes if you find a great one let me know ! :P
2006-08-25 11:22:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many kids with ADHD (Attention Deficit, Hyperactivity Disorder) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hey, wanna go ride bikes?
2006-08-25 11:29:04 · answer #3 · answered by Rick W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These two Irishmen walk out of a bar
2006-08-25 11:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay here we go.....
1. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
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2. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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3. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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4. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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6. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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7. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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8. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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9. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
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Now some different answers
10. What is height of Secrecy?
Not attending your own marriage
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11. What is height of Activelaziness?
hiring somebody for your own morning walk !!!!
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12. What is height of Laziness?
adopting another child !!!!
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13. What is height of Craziness?
Trying to do blowwjob to a enuch
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14. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Going out from own house in the morning and getting back to neighbour's house.
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15. What is height of Stupidity?
Going to swim without underwear
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2006-08-25 11:40:01 · answer #5 · answered by Tanya S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a hole! I thought you were gonna tell me a joke. lol.
2006-08-25 11:21:44 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
2006-08-25 11:38:32 · answer #7 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋