Who can make me laugh.
2006-08-25 04:20:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here you go ...
Oh Dear!
I decided that I needed a few days off but realized that I had no vacation, personal, or sick leave left, so I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was "burning out" and would give me some time off.
I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my coworkers ( she's blonde - it'll be important later ) came in and asked me what I was doing.
"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm acting like a light bulb."
A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. "You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My blonde coworker started following me. The Boss stopped her and asked where she was going ... She said; "Home. I can't work in the dark."
2006-08-25 04:27:06 · answer #1 · answered by Hi y´all ! 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
so three blondes are walking through a forest....one looks down and says.....awww look theres deer tracks! the second blolnde looks down and says....no you idiot those are fox tracks.....the third blonde looks down and says.....youre both morons anybody can tell those are rabbit tracks....you can even tell by the...
then they got hit by a train
haha new joke
two blondes are walking on a beach and one says to the other....look at all the dead seagulls...the second looks up and says where?
2006-08-25 12:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by paperclips86 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde and a brunette were talking about their boyfriends. The brunette says to the blonde "My boyfriend had a alot of drandruff and I gave him "Head and Shoulders", and the blonde asks Ah, how did you give him shoulders?
2006-08-25 11:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by CATIE M 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
a brunette with bad breath
2006-08-25 11:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three pregnant women are are having lunch. One's a blonde, one's a brunette, and one's a redhead. The redhead says, "I'm having a girl because I was on top". The brunette says, "Well, I'm having a boy because he was on top". Then the blonde says, "OHMYGOSH! I think I'm having a litter!"
2006-08-25 11:27:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
a blonde walked into a doctors office with two red ears. doc: o my god! wat happended? blond: well i was ironing wen the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone i picked up the iron. doc: wat happended to the other ear? blond: the son of a ***** called back
2006-08-25 11:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by Lil' Mk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋