After several years of marriage, Debbie's husband,
Mike, died suddenly.
According to his wishes, Debbie had his body
cremated and placed the remains in a small urn.
Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a
full-length mink coat and an eight-carat diamond
ring. She went into the living room, removed the
urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mike's
ashes into a small dish on the coffee table.
"Mike, my beloved Mike," she began, "I wish to
talk to you. Mike, do you remember, for several
years you promised me a mink coat? Well, here it
is, Mike. Do you like it?"
"And, Mike," she continued, "Do you remember, for
several years you promised me a diamond ring? Yes?
You remember? Here it is, Mike. Do you like it?"
"Well," Debbie exclaimed, puffing Mike's ashes
into the air, "There's that ******** I was
promising you."
2006-08-25 05:13:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh ho ho, i love it i love it, that was a good one, well done mi amigo. mwah!! million/10
2006-08-25 08:55:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke story L4A! I'm still guessing what that "There's that *******I was promising you". maybe I ought to ask Batgirl about that. Oh! yah May I add sumthin to ur joke!? "As Debbie puffs Mikes's ash into the air she sneezes..hahahaachoooooooooooo! Oh! Mike that tickles, ur still sweet even for a dead lover.hihihi!
Holy Bats, I go paranoid for that.
2006-08-26 04:15:50 · answer #2 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It gets a weak 4 on my 1-10 scale. Sorry.
2006-08-25 12:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by Paul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was ok. I cannot believe a blonde actually got it when no one else appearently did. HA HA
2006-08-25 12:39:53 · answer #4 · answered by Boricua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before, and it's still funny! (The stars **** are replaced with "B J ")
2006-08-25 12:35:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was cool and simple like straght forward.......thx *_*
2006-08-26 03:30:18 · answer #6 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, sorry not funny
2006-08-25 12:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by spicy girl 1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it's very funny...sorry.
2006-08-25 12:17:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooo.... thats mean! lol
2006-08-25 16:08:30 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it do another
2006-08-25 13:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by Zor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋