2006-08-25 09:30:55 · 11 answers · asked by Brendon B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bruce was in Sydney on holiday from the outback and met up with Sheila. She showed him around and they had a truly great week together. Nothing was barred. When leaving he gave her his telephone number to keep in touch. Three months later, he got a call from her. 'I am standing on Sydney Harbour bridge and I am going to jump in and drown myself. I'm pregnant'. 'Awe gee Sheila' said Bruce 'not only are you a fantastic shag, but you're also a great sport'......................
2006-08-25 09:37:53 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aussie - is that meant to be your auntie? I don't know any jokes about kiwi fruit and is saffa a joke about jaffa oranges? Strange boy!
2006-08-25 16:40:18 · answer #2 · answered by The Shadow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aussie:
A motorist was driving quietly along the road when, suddenly, his eyes goggled as, believe it or not, he espied a three-legged chook running beside him. It suddenly made a right hand turn, heading up a side track towards a nearby farm house. Intrigued, the motorist decided to follow the chook. At the end of the track, he met a farmer leaning on a gate.
The motorist said, “You probably won’t believe this, but I reckon I saw a three-legged chook running this way.”
The farmer was nonchalant in response. “Yep, we breed them here.”
“But why?” asked the motorist.
“Well, you see, I like a leg, my wife likes a leg, and me son likes a leg.”
“And what do they taste like?”
“Dunno”, replied the farmer, “no one can catch the little bastards.”
[Chook = chicken in Aussie lingo]
Kiwi:
A kiwi guy walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm, sees his wife lying in the bed he says
See, this is the pig i have to sleep with when you get the shits with me
his wife says
I think you will find that is a sheep not a pig!
he replies
I think you will find i wasn't talking to you!
Saffa:
couoldn't find one...
2006-08-25 16:38:16 · answer #3 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well its a saudi joke lol
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
2006-08-25 17:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kiwi
2006-08-25 16:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you confuse a Kiwi?
Ask them if they come from the main island
2006-08-25 17:35:09 · answer #6 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between Eden and New Zealand ?
No Snakes
2006-08-25 16:33:49 · answer #7 · answered by ncc.1703 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a Saffa?
2006-08-25 16:33:30 · answer #8 · answered by Buster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G' Day, Mate!
2006-08-25 16:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno but I like Kath and Kim
2006-08-25 16:50:07 · answer #10 · answered by mesun1408 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋