the funniest takes home ten! (not too long, pleaz) :)
2006-08-25 10:07:50 · 8 answers · asked by Orange ♥Mocha♥ Frappuccino 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
2006-08-25 14:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by Stripped 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 guys r at a baseball game. and in front of themr 3 nuns with tall hats. so the guys decide to make fun of the nuns. the 1st guy says "i'm going 2 go 2 texas ther r only 50 nuns ther". then the 2nd guy says "i'm going 2 go 2 california ther r only 15 nuns ther".and then the 3rd guy says "i'm going 2 go 2 flordia ther r only 5 nuns ther". so after that 1 of the nuns turn around and says 2 the guys "go 2 hell ther r no nuns ther"!!!!!!!
2006-08-25 17:38:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were 3 guys on an airplane. The first one had a gun, the second had a sword, and the third had a bomb. They all dropped their weapons off the plane and got off to see what happened.
The first guy saw a kid crying and asked him "Why are you crying?" The kid said, "A gun fell out of the sky and killed my mom!"
The second guy saw a kid crying and asked him "Why are you crying?" The kid said, "A sword fell out of the sky and killed my dad."
The third guy saw a kid laughing and asked him, "Why are you laughing?" The kid said,"I farted and my house blew up!"
2006-08-25 18:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by big96sis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the potato chip say to the battery? If your eveready I'm frito-lay. Ha HA
2006-08-25 19:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by e_deckwa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do you call a boomerand that doesn't work?
A. A stick.
2006-08-25 17:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know why but this still cracks me up......:)~
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says.............
Im lookin fer the man that shot my paw.....
hahha still funny.............
2006-08-25 17:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by Yahoo U there 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in a show called Yo Mama , I heard 'your Santa Claus and yo mama's a ho ho ho
2006-08-25 17:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by cubanitocristian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger
2006-08-25 17:08:59 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋