Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

2006-08-06 07:01:38 · 30 answers · asked by yooooha_mastenger 1

be considered prawnography?

2006-08-06 06:59:04 · 8 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

and I'll show you a communist plot.

2006-08-06 06:56:32 · 3 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

2006-08-06 06:54:33 · 28 answers · asked by yooooha_mastenger 1

give me a good reason and they are yours!

2006-08-06 06:46:18 · 20 answers · asked by Chuck M 2

NOW WHERE DO YOU PUT ALL THE WHEELCHAIRS??

2006-08-06 06:42:00 · 10 answers · asked by tabsr21 1

Just Goofin' lol Its worth the 2 points to answer lol

Make it good, I always choose a Best Answer!

2006-08-06 06:39:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

hi can someone check out my new site www.freewebs.com/sammydeea

2006-08-06 06:39:15 · 15 answers · asked by sam d 1

is the mourning after the knot before.

2006-08-06 06:36:02 · 6 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

WWII Plane flying over Germany, on approaching target pilot gets ready to push the bomb release button. He hits it open fly the bay doors but the bomb doesnt drop why?

2006-08-06 06:19:39 · 29 answers · asked by tabsr21 1

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment, opens the door and sure enough finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she`s angry and opens her purse and takes out the gun, she`s so overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.
The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don`t do it."
"Shut up," she says." Your`re next"

What do yo think?

2006-08-06 06:15:53 · 18 answers · asked by Tink 5

2006-08-06 06:12:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing. Once the contest started it was clear that the brunettes were going to win as they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back. "A hole! You need a hole in the ice!"

You tell me?

2006-08-06 06:10:04 · 26 answers · asked by Tink 5

2006-08-06 05:58:00 · 20 answers · asked by tabsr21 1

Orange.

2006-08-06 05:53:26 · 16 answers · asked by JeffG 3

but I don't have an altar ego.

2006-08-06 05:47:58 · 6 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

pick your favorite and why? trump,gates,madonna,michael jackson,pamela anderson,miss usa,tara banks,jeannete dickinson,jenna jamenson.....who its your favorite dreamed american gas

2006-08-06 05:47:46 · 4 answers · asked by alex17311 2

I think it cute.

A little boy teases the little girl next door, because he had a football and she didn't. So the little girl goes to her mother and ask for one. Her mother being the feminist that she is buys her one.

The next day the little girl shows the little boy her football. The little boy says "Big deal", and shows off his bike. The little girl asks her mother for a bike.

The next day the little girl shows the little boy her new bike. Now the little boy is furious and pulls down his pants and point a his genitals. And saids "You can't have one because only boys can have one." The little girl goes home crying to her mother.

The next day the little girl pulls down her pants and says "My mommy says I can have as many of THOSES as want as long as I have THIS."

This shitaki mushroom took forever to type. I hope someone like it.

2006-08-06 05:45:16 · 9 answers · asked by foxmoon 2

• Friendship is about bringing out the +ve when everything seems -ve, being accepted for who u r, being able to pick up right where u left off, sharing, talking & laughing. Friendship is about us & for that I'm gr8ful

• Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

• If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man

• Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!

• Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.


............so have a gr8 FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

2006-08-06 05:23:55 · 13 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

2006-08-06 05:00:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

MR DUXS
M AINT DUXS
OSMR
CDEDBD WAINGS!
CDEDBD FITS!
MR DUXS
LIB
MR DUXS

2006-08-06 04:55:32 · 6 answers · asked by Grown Man 5

2006-08-06 04:49:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Informed people want to know.

2006-08-06 04:44:34 · 8 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4

What goes in hard and stiff but comes out soft and sticky?


bubblegum.

you know chew and blow bubbles.

2006-08-06 04:35:32 · 6 answers · asked by foxmoon 2

2006-08-06 04:34:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-06 04:21:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Should there be a gag order placed on people who keep talking about what to censor?

2006-08-06 04:18:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

It might take a few seconds to get this one.

What do you think about screwing twenty six year olds?

(no grammar mistakes by the way)

I know I know I'm going straight to hell.

2006-08-06 04:14:47 · 18 answers · asked by foxmoon 2

A man was born in 1955, how is it today is his 18th birthday?

2006-08-06 04:05:11 · 11 answers · asked by Stewie Griffin 4

2006-08-06 03:50:32 · 15 answers · asked by SikSonic 4