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Why did the boy fall of his bike?

Because somebody threw a fridge at him

2006-08-06 06:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by Frax 4 · 0 0

this is a quote from comic strip presents a fistfull of travellers cheques Scene theese 2 cowboys walk in a cafe and start ordering all theese steaks until they are asking for 10 steaks each! the guy that runs the joint says guys c'mon you gotta be joking right? and the cowboy says "do we look like comedians?" and the other cowboy says this joke " what do you call a man with his ding'a'ling in a piece of water melon"? " i dont know?" says the shop keeper "christopher!!!!!" ha ha ha ha is the answer given! and the 1st cowboy then says "see what i mean" unfunny enough for you???

2006-08-07 19:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by mark d 3 · 0 0

A laugh a day keeps DR. away.Take heavy doses of laughter.Spread Happiness.Laughter is indeed best medicine.Joy of life

2006-08-06 07:09:03 · answer #3 · answered by Believe in BIODIVERSITY. 3 · 0 0

What is the definition of being out of order?

Putting a blind man in a circle room saying that his dinner is in the corner.

2006-08-06 07:10:15 · answer #4 · answered by samfilce 2 · 0 0

This joke is not funny


This one is though I am laughing my head off reading it
As I can`t write I am unable to relay it to you
So just laugh and pretend you have heard it

After all it is what we want
To laugh and be happy

2006-08-08 22:01:57 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0 0

Why does edward woodward have do many d's in his name?

Because if he didn't he would be called ewar woowar

you asked for a non funny one

2006-08-06 07:05:27 · answer #6 · answered by Amanda R 4 · 0 0

Why did the dancing banana cross the elephant juke box?
Because um... well... Who cares? It dosen't make sence anyway!

2006-08-06 07:05:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

urm... Lovely question
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To gt to the other side!! This joke really annoy me and its so stupid

2006-08-06 06:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what is the most funniest thing in the kitchen the washing machine has it takes the piss out of your knickers

2006-08-07 08:00:23 · answer #9 · answered by jenjen the one and only 3 · 0 0

Did you hear the one about the autistic hippy kid?
He 'hugs' lamp-posts!

2006-08-09 12:54:34 · answer #10 · answered by JustineTime 4 · 0 0

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