Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

While I am in air, I am not in oxygen.
I am also in water, but not in hydrogen.
I am necessary in all animals, but you won't find me in the zoo.
Look in all brains and you'll find me there too.

What am I?

2006-08-06 12:53:42 · 11 answers · asked by soccerstar966 2

2006-08-06 12:44:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Man lives in a 20 storey apartment bock and lives on the top floor. He uses the lift every time to get to the ground floor but to get back up, he gets out at the 10th floor and takes the stairs for the remaining floors.....why?

2006-08-06 12:22:47 · 19 answers · asked by Blade 3

You come upon two doors. One leads to life and the other to death. Before the two doors are two guardians, one always tells the truth and on will always lie. Which door is which, and which guardian is which is a total mystery to you. What is the one question that you can ask to reveal which door leads to life and which guardian is which.

*Remember you get one question asked to both guardians at the same time. The question must reveal all identities.*

2006-08-06 11:47:50 · 14 answers · asked by KiKi Jo 2

but found I couldn't live on my "net" income.

2006-08-06 11:44:48 · 10 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

2006-08-06 11:39:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-06 11:37:12 · 10 answers · asked by gameballer64 2

it on the 24th august im gunnu be 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2006-08-06 11:34:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

"Blood on the back seat" by Buster Hymen.
"Tiger's Revenge" by Claude Hunter.
"Over-population in Asia" by We ***-em-yung.

2006-08-06 11:33:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfmx4sZNhXU

They switch the GAMECUBE with a afake one, then destroy the fake one, and the kid gets upset. Then they reveal the joke to the kid.

2006-08-06 11:32:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-06 11:22:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-06 11:19:27 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

I call it a four loaf cleaver.

2006-08-06 11:15:15 · 7 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

When I was little, my mom would call the "girl part" brownie.
still makes me laugh to this day.

2006-08-06 11:07:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Three women were working together in an office.
As fate would have it,all three women were dating men with the same first name.
Well, you can imagine the confusion created when one of the men called,
so to eliminate any potential problems they decided to nickname each of their boyfriends by the name of a soda pop.
The first girl said "I'm going to call my boyfriend Mt.Dew.Because he loves to climb my mountains and he sure can do it to me."
The girls all giggled.
The second girl said "I'm going to name my boyfriend 7-Up,because he's seven inches and always up".
Again the girls giggled.
Without a moments hesitation the third girl said "I'm calling my boyfriend Jack Daniels".
The other girls immediately said "Wait a minute.That's not a soda pop,that's a hard liquor".
The third girl just smiled and said "He sure is".

So,what do you think? Did this joke strike your "funny bone"?

2006-08-06 10:51:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Google chuck Norris

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2006-08-06 10:50:23 · 11 answers · asked by Pie iz GOOD!!! 2

What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

♥

2006-08-06 10:42:34 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I?

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey after you're done with it?

2006-08-06 10:33:43 · 7 answers · asked by jvsconsulting 4

Mary's dad has four daughters. Three of thems names are Nana, Nunu, Nono, what is the forth childs name?

If your in a race and you pass the person in second place, what position are you in?

What do you put in a toaster?

There is a one story green house and everything inside it is green. The trash is green, the sink is green, even the people are green. What color are the stairs?

There are three words. The first one is angry, the second one is hungry, what is the third one.

Whoever gets all of the questions right first wins.

2006-08-06 10:32:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Some cogs are tigs.
All tigs are bons.
Some bons are pabs.
Some pabs are tigs.
Therefore, cogs are definitely pabs.--- TRUE or FALSE?

Please explain

2006-08-06 10:28:22 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

It is a 4 digit number divisible by 4 leaving no remainder. If you divide it by 4 the quotient will be the reversed order of the original number. What is that number?

2006-08-06 10:26:59 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

How do you make "one" disappear?

2006-08-06 10:22:05 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

^5

2006-08-06 10:18:58 · 13 answers · asked by HERNANDO THE TRAIN BANDIT 2

2006-08-06 10:16:43 · 26 answers · asked by HERNANDO THE TRAIN BANDIT 2

I dont see why you should answer no

2006-08-06 10:14:32 · 19 answers · asked by HERNANDO THE TRAIN BANDIT 2

to be serious for second. Why are there so many serious people in the Jokes & Riddles Section?

2006-08-06 10:11:15 · 5 answers · asked by foxmoon 2

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By
giving an
honest
answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where
you
will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your
answer
needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important
for
the test to work accurately.

You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact...
There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and
severe
floods.
There are huge masses of water all about you.
You are a news photographer and you are in the middle of this great
disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot impressive photos, photos that capture the
emotion
and tragedy of the events. Houses and people are floating around you,
disappearing into the water!
Nature is showing all her destroying power, ripping everything asunder.
Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life,
trying
not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer.
Somehow the woman looks familiar.
You know who it is -- it's Hillary Clinton!
At the moment you recognize who she is, you also notice that the raging
waters are about to take her away, forever. You realize you have two
options. You can save her or you can take the best photo of your life.
You can save the life of Hillary Clinton, or you can shoot a Pulitzer
Prize
winning photo, a unique photo displaying the actual "passing" of one of
the
world's most powerful women.

And here's the question (please give an honest answer):





Would you select color film, or go with the simplicity of classic
black and
white?

2006-08-06 09:51:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

" why did the snowman pull his pants down?"
please note "best answer" which means if u come up with better answer than the classic....
i reserve the right to ...

2006-08-06 09:49:59 · 20 answers · asked by enord 5

Anything will do.

2006-08-06 09:39:54 · 30 answers · asked by ALAN L 1

2006-08-06 09:30:38 · 26 answers · asked by aurorakana1979 2