Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

After teaching his class all about roman numerals (X = 10, IX=9 and so on) the teacher asked his class to draw a single continuous line and turn IX into 6. The only stipulation the teacher made was that the pen could not be lifted from the paper until the line was complete.

Do you know the answer?

2006-08-06 03:41:10 · 4 answers · asked by Stewie Griffin 4

Peter killed someone, he is a murderer. peter was guilty & David was innosent. They went to court. After a while, they came out. The lawyers found out Peter was the murderer but they arrest david, why?

2006-08-06 03:24:43 · 13 answers · asked by Stewie Griffin 4

2006-08-06 03:10:13 · 14 answers · asked by the great man of lake mauvia 2

I will give the answer to this joke in 1 hour from now..whoever gets it right gets 10 points ..It should be pretty easy actually..

2006-08-06 03:10:10 · 7 answers · asked by Dfirefox 6

There are 100 light bulbs lined up in a row in a long room. Each bulb has its own switch and is currently switched off. The room has an entry door and an exit door. There are 100 people lined up outside the entry door. Each bulb is numbered consecutively from 1 to 100. So is each person. Person No. 1 enters the room, switches on every bulb, and exits. Person No. 2 enters and flips the switch on every second bulb (turning off bulbs 2, 4, 6, …). Person No. 3 enters and flips the switch on every third bulb (changing the state on bulbs 3, 6, 9, …). This continues until all 100 people have passed through the room. What is the final state of bulb No. 64? And how many of the light bulbs are illuminated after the 100th person has passed through the room?

2006-08-06 03:02:34 · 4 answers · asked by Stewie Griffin 4

What goes up, but at the same time goes down, up to the sky and down to the ground, my present tense and my past tense too, lets go for a ride just me and you...what am i?

2006-08-06 02:57:01 · 6 answers · asked by Stewie Griffin 4

2006-08-06 02:36:29 · 19 answers · asked by spackler 6

2006-08-06 02:09:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-06 02:08:27 · 9 answers · asked by sunny 1

Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

2006-08-06 00:52:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Is it illegal to get joke from other websites? I mean collect them to put on my websites. I have looked through the internet and i have noticed that many jokes are repeated through out different websites.!!

2006-08-06 00:47:23 · 6 answers · asked by New User 1

move two sticks to make eq right
V11-11=11

2006-08-06 00:27:14 · 8 answers · asked by brightstar 2

pronounced as one letter,written with three.
two letters there are.&two only in me;
i'm double.i'm single,i'm black,blue&grey,
i'm read from both ends,and the same either way
who am i?

2006-08-06 00:01:40 · 7 answers · asked by mathmagicgirl 1

2006-08-05 23:31:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Hi, I have put some jokes and other stuff on my personal website. Check it out and give me some feedback.

http://www.geocities.com/johncena_yo23/

For the time being here is a joke.

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

2006-08-05 23:29:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-05 23:20:39 · 30 answers · asked by ☆l'ilmiss☆ 2

I have seen furniture and utensils made from all types of wood in peoples houses...but have never seen toilet seats made from stinkwood....
Why would this be ?

2006-08-05 22:22:09 · 14 answers · asked by Featherman 5

the world without elbows

2006-08-05 22:08:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair is completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.

Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, "Well, how'd I do?"

The nurse says, "She had twins."

He says, "Heh, heh, heh...well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there's snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace."

She says, "Well, then you'd better change filters. Both of the babies are black."

2006-08-05 21:39:33 · 10 answers · asked by Woody 3

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.

So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"


The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"

2006-08-05 21:12:20 · 15 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3

A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a Youth club:

Interviewer: So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?

Mr Jones: We're going to teach them climbing, abseiling, canoeing, archery, shooting...

Interviewer: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?

Jones: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range.

Interviewer: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

Jones: I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm.

Interviewer: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

Jones: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one are you?

Needless to say, the interview was terminated almost immediately.

2006-08-05 21:10:36 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3

A friend of mine has a huge Labrador Retriever. It eats a lot, and we went to the store to buy a large bag of dog food. We were in line to check out and a woman behind him asked if he had a dog.

The "what a moron!" look on my buddy's face was priceless, and I knew what it meant: he was going to toy with her. He told her that no, he was starting The Purina Diet again although he probably shouldn't -- he said he had ended up in the hospital last time, but that he'd lost 50 pounds before he awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs in both arms.

He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. He said that the food is nutritionally complete so he was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with his story, particularly a big tall guy who was behind the woman.

Horrified, she asked why he ended up in the hospital -- had the Purina made him sick?

He told her no; he'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking his balls and a car hit him.

The woman turned fire-engine red, and I helped the tall guy up off the floor.

2006-08-05 21:08:23 · 5 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3

2006-08-05 21:08:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-05 21:05:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

...how many chickens would it take to shingle a barn roof?

2006-08-05 20:52:35 · 7 answers · asked by vinny_the_hack 5

The boy is a boy and the girl is a girl but the girl has no idea that she is a girl and the boy has no idea that he is a girl. The boy has long hair and the girl has short hair and the girl takes her top off in front of everyone while the boy thinks that rude and disgusting. Who's who.

2006-08-05 20:48:08 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

"Who created the heavens and the earth, what is his name and what is his sons name if thou knowest." Proverbs 30vs 4
Jeremiah in the 29th chapter said "Thus saith the Lord, seek me and you will find, when thou searcheth with all thine heart."
"Jesus said i am the way, the truth, and the life, no one cometh unto the father but by me." John 14 vs 6
Finally i prayed like he said we should do to answer the most important questions in life-why we live -where do we go when we die?? Revelation 3 verses 19&20 "Behold i stand at your hearts door and knock to come in and deliver from sins to become your friend." amen

2006-08-05 20:48:05 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5

What falls down but never breaks?

2006-08-05 20:46:27 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

first to get 10 points!!!

2006-08-05 20:13:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Last one for the next 20 minutes :)

♥

2006-08-05 20:13:13 · 3 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7