A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair is completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, "Well, how'd I do?"
The nurse says, "She had twins."
He says, "Heh, heh, heh...well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there's snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace."
She says, "Well, then you'd better change filters. Both of the babies are black."
2006-08-05 21:39:33 · 10 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it. Ten points. I have not had a good laugh for a while!
2006-08-05 21:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL good 1 bud needed a good laugh thank you.
2006-08-05 21:49:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-05 21:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by chris m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...WOODY YOU R SO FUNNY............ I AM NOT A STALKER( I DON'T THINK) BUT I AM LOOKING 4 ALL U JOKES
2006-08-05 22:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh
2006-08-05 21:47:17 · answer #5 · answered by ladrhiana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-05 21:43:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its "A" grade joke!
2006-08-06 00:52:21 · answer #7 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lol
2006-08-05 21:57:21 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL.
2006-08-06 06:46:10 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch!
2006-08-05 22:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by ♫Hope♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋