2006-08-05 21:08:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Difficult to say since many of them were posted and many of them are still coming in, but if you ask about the most annoying jokes I would say - Yo mama jokes; in Riddles there are many like, English word ends in GRY (other than those 3), chicken or egg, y did the chicken crossed the road, the 13 ltr item which fisherman likes etc
2006-08-05 21:44:33 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This one....?!
i have no answer 4 L4A...so many different types....so many riddles become jokes, and jokes become riddles...the chicken has crossed the road so many times, and there are jokers asking riddles both sides of the road....
I read them and enjoy them !
2006-08-06 08:59:43 · answer #2 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is 6 afraid of 7??
cuz 7 8 9
2006-08-06 05:26:08 · answer #3 · answered by Lux 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a momma didn't rise no fool joke. some went to get the a.c in there car fix and the people told them it would cost. $1400.so the person laugh and said i can fix it myself for a cheaper price. walked out the door and said momma didn't rise no fool. this fool went and got a genorater and a home a.c and put in his car.LOL
2006-08-06 04:16:22 · answer #4 · answered by Beezy Babee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mostly mine!
like 'why did the boy threw butter out the window?'
2006-08-06 05:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r a goobadd lookinnng gbaoly..
the answer is :u r a good / bad gal / boy
2006-08-06 04:12:54 · answer #6 · answered by jp shahani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of them ie :what is greater than God,more evil than the devil,the richer you need, the poorer you have.
answer:nothing
2006-08-06 04:49:59 · answer #7 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It involved scissors, search engines and igloos. *sigh*
2006-08-06 06:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is my faveorite joke!! hehe : )
So, bobby got up this mornin and walked to school. he was running late, so he took a short cut thru an ally. When he walked thru the ally, he heard some men talking about "green medicine". he went to school and asked his teacher what "green medicine" was. she said, "bobby, that is VERY bad! go see the princible!". So bobby went to the princible and when he got into the office the princible asked him why he was there. he said, "well, i asked my teacher what green medicine was, and she sent me here.". and he replied, "BOBBY! green medicine is very bad! im sending you home to you parents!" So when bobby got home, his mom asked him why he was home early, and he replied, "well, when i went to school, i asked my teacher what green medicine was and she sent me to the princible, and then when i went there, i asked him what green medicine was and he sent me home. so, what is green medicine?" and his mother replied, "BOBBY! green medicine is VERY AWFUL!!! go to your room and wait for your father to come home!" so when bobbys father got home, he asked him what happened at school today. and bobby replied, "well, i went to school and asked my teacher what green medicine was, and she sent me to the princible. and then i asked the princible wat green medicine was, and he sent me home. then i asked mommy what green medicine was and she told me to go to my room and wait for you.". and his father replied, "BOBBY SMITH! green medicine is VERY BAD! IM DISOWNING YOU AND SENDING YOU TO THE STREETS!" so bobby went outside and sat on the curb. soon, a cop drived by, and he asked, "Hey bobby! what are you doing on the street?" and bobby replied, " i went to skool and asked my teacher what green medicine was and she sent me to the princible, and then i asked him, and he sent me home, and i asked my mommy, and she told me to wait for daddy to get home, then i asked daddy, and then he dissowned me." "BOBBY! green medicine is a very serious matter that is against the law, im going to have to arrest you." when bobby got to his jail cell, he sat down and cried his eyes out right in from of his jail cell roomate. he asked what was wrong and bobby told him the whole story. and his roomate replied, "well, i know what green medicine is. tell you what, in 20 years, when we get out of jail, meet me at the bus stop across the street and ill tell you what green medicine is." So twenty years later, bobby walked out of jail, and saw his roomate at the bus stop. as he was crossing the street, bobby got hit by a bus.
phew! that took me a while... : ) enjoyed it???
2006-08-06 09:27:08 · answer #9 · answered by ♥xoxo♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋