Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

The interupting cow.

2006-08-05 16:48:11 · 7 answers · asked by JeffG 3

Does anyone know what I was going to say?

2006-08-05 16:45:54 · 13 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7

but I was offered a better deal.

2006-08-05 16:39:28 · 7 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

but they dumped me.

2006-08-05 16:25:42 · 11 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

2006-08-05 16:23:06 · 14 answers · asked by sir_harold_of_yore 3

but I lost interest.

2006-08-05 16:22:00 · 2 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

but it didn't pan out.

2006-08-05 16:15:11 · 6 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.

One turned to the other and said, "Hello."

The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."

2006-08-05 16:13:03 · 24 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

2006-08-05 16:12:17 · 9 answers · asked by hector 4

then what does 11-4 equal?

2006-08-05 16:03:15 · 4 answers · asked by scooter 1

but I wasn't suited for it.
Besides,that job was only sew sew.

2006-08-05 16:02:02 · 9 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

the pay wasnt that great but the tips were quite large

2006-08-05 15:56:53 · 4 answers · asked by know it all 2

but I found it was too exhausting.

2006-08-05 15:48:42 · 8 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

2006-08-05 15:45:47 · 11 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

please help.

2006-08-05 15:43:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Violet has doll parts and she is Miss World. All apologies Buddy Holly, but Jeremy has been caught stealing. You oughta know he's a basket case.

2006-08-05 15:24:45 · 6 answers · asked by ♥Saffron♥Daydream♥ 3

2006-08-05 15:24:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ten points goes to the best. The dirtier the better. Make sure I'm offended. ;)

2006-08-05 15:06:12 · 12 answers · asked by foxmoon 2

Ya right what do you know about me

2006-08-05 14:55:56 · 8 answers · asked by Kikyo 1

Please make it funny!
I don't care if it's long or short.
-And please!
If your not going to give me joke, just don't answer my question!

2006-08-05 14:50:42 · 14 answers · asked by a 4

a goldsmith has nine gold coins, one of the coin is slightly heavier than the others he has a weighing pan which he can use only twice how can he find the heavier coin

2006-08-05 14:48:58 · 3 answers · asked by stone 4

2006-08-05 14:43:30 · 10 answers · asked by SNAP! 4

1)having both the male and female primary sexual organs.

2)a homosexual person who want to be accepted by the society by stating they are attracted to both genders.

3)a heterosexual person who is "curious"

4)a person who goes between someone's legs and is happy with whatever they got.

Bisexuals don't be offended 'cause I'm bi myself. There nothing wrong with a little humor.

2006-08-05 14:28:57 · 18 answers · asked by foxmoon 2

2006-08-05 14:27:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Holmes and Watson Go Camping
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"And," Holmes asked, "what does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a moment.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are but small and insignificant and finally, meteorologically, I suspect that that we will have a beautiful day for hiking tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.

"It tells me, Watson, that some bastard has stolen our tent."

2006-08-05 14:25:23 · 8 answers · asked by Smegma Stigma 4

Joey goes to the zoo and sees lots of animals. He notices that at least one animal drinks with its eyes.

Which animal was this?

2006-08-05 14:01:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Get free 10 pts if you can make me laugh.

2006-08-05 14:01:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

PLZ JOKEZZZ!!!!

2006-08-05 13:59:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?


i know it

2006-08-05 13:52:39 · 15 answers · asked by JTommmmmmm 2

until I realized there was no future in it.

2006-08-05 13:48:39 · 5 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5