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Holmes and Watson Go Camping
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"And," Holmes asked, "what does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a moment.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are but small and insignificant and finally, meteorologically, I suspect that that we will have a beautiful day for hiking tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.

"It tells me, Watson, that some bastard has stolen our tent."

2006-08-05 14:25:23 · 8 answers · asked by Smegma Stigma 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

Heard it. Still funny though.

2006-08-05 14:32:00 · answer #1 · answered by easilydissolved 5 · 0 0

a million, what have been holmes and watson doing in a tent, on my own. 2,how crap are they at being detectives in the event that they dont word somebody stealing the tent on the same time as they're in it 3,hahaha nevertheless a powerful humorous tale inspite of the incontrovertible fact that

2016-11-03 23:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by derival 4 · 0 0

Heard it, still lolin

2006-08-05 14:35:26 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0 0

Yes, it's old.

2006-08-05 15:29:17 · answer #4 · answered by Annie 4 · 0 0

hahaha

2006-08-05 14:40:37 · answer #5 · answered by nickname 3 · 0 0

Heard of it....

2006-08-05 14:33:16 · answer #6 · answered by *fallenangel* 3 · 0 0

No, but my dad has.

2006-08-05 14:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by Kris13 2 · 0 0

hehe *snickers* i haven't heard this one before hehe thanks for the laugh ♥

2006-08-05 14:40:23 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

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