2006-08-05 14:43:30 · 10 answers · asked by SNAP! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your momma so fat, her blood type is ragu.
2006-08-05 15:07:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she walked in front of a window, I thought it
was an eclipse.
Yo mamma played in the movie, The Planet of The Apes. She played the planet.
2006-08-05 23:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by zombieluv 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo Momma's so ugly that when she was born her parents claimed to have seen Frankenstein.
Yo Momma's so dumb that she got locked inside a groscery store and starved to death!
Yo Momma's farts stink so much that when she farted in China, all the people had to wear gas masks.
2006-08-05 22:04:56 · answer #3 · answered by Korean Elf 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your mama is so dumb she stuck a cell phone ^ her butt and said she was making a bootie call.
Yo mamma is so poor I walked in stepped on a cigarette butt and she yelled HEY WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT!
yo mamma so dumb i told her to call Sprint and she started running!
2006-08-05 21:56:13 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma is so poor, i saw her kicking a CAN down the street - i asked her what she was doing..
she said she was MOVING!!
(that ALWAYS cracks me up!)
2006-08-06 09:03:33 · answer #5 · answered by Nadira V 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks OB/GYN stands for "Oh, Baby, Got You Naked!"
Yo momma is so dumb, when she looks in the mirror, she has to introduce herself.
Yo momma is so dumb, she wanted to make like Tom and Cruise!
2006-08-05 22:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by GottaGo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so fat, when company comes they toss a cover over her and use her as a couch.
2006-08-05 21:50:36 · answer #7 · answered by purplewings123 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so fat, I couldn't even fit her in my joke!
2006-08-05 21:52:22 · answer #8 · answered by soccerstar966 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so fat that when she sings, we all know it's over....
2006-08-05 22:41:11 · answer #9 · answered by Tony Walls 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so stupid.. shes just.. stupid.. and.. she.. is.. like.. stupid.. and.. when she.. like.. thinks.. she thinks. WOW IM STUPID!!!!! and then.. she like.. says.. IM STUPID!!!!! then shes all.. you suck.. and i was all kcuf you.. and she was like.. you suck.. and i was all.. kcuf you.. and she was like.. you suck.. big juevos dame tu cabeza porque yo quiero cabeza.. and i was like.. cheese is bad.. the end
2006-08-05 23:08:23 · answer #10 · answered by tacks_in_my_arm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋