A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
2006-08-05 21:12:20 · 15 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is really cute...thanks...it was nice to read this...
2006-08-05 21:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by qdrama1956 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny.
Check these out I got today on my email:
Palm Sunday:
It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked what they were for.
"People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by."
"Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed. "The one Sunday I don't go, he shows up!"
Children's sermon:
One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?"
"I know!" a little boy exclaimed. "Pantyhose!"
Prayers:
The Sunday school teacher asked, "Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?"
"No sir," he replied. "We don't have to, my mom is a good cook!"
2006-08-06 14:19:11 · answer #2 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In India,whenever a lady is pregnant,especially, repeated
pragnancies the husband always says" upar wale ki meherbani"
so god is u know where!!!
2006-08-06 04:53:43 · answer #3 · answered by g_avoneinc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha lol. Good one. God is everywhere and especialy there where believers gather in his name.
2006-08-06 04:18:39 · answer #4 · answered by MyOtherMe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is everywhere
that joke really got to me and i was seriously into it.ö
2006-08-06 04:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is in heaven. He has no beginning and has no end either
2006-08-06 04:18:27 · answer #6 · answered by Jane M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes in heaven lol
2006-08-06 04:17:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol poor kids! I wonder what the guy really meant...?
2006-08-07 23:26:28 · answer #8 · answered by TROLLIN' 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good old joke!
2006-08-06 04:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww...thats a good one! i like it...2 thumbs up!!
2006-08-06 04:41:16 · answer #10 · answered by volleyball_chick12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋