the world without elbows
2006-08-05 22:08:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aw, come on.
Everyone knows the answer to this one.
Get a good strong bucket. Metal is best. We don't want any cheap plastic rubbish.
Fill it with really, really heavy stuff.
Concrete, cement, stones, sand, whatever you can lay your hands on.
Of course you might have a little trouble getting the stuff in the bucket because you haven't got any elbows, but hey, what's the hurry? It's only an itch after all!
Okee Dokee - so you finally get it all in the bucket.
Now you get a long, strong rope.
Tie one end to the handle of the bucket - and the other end you throw over the beam that I forgot to tell you that you have to build across your living room.
Now tie that piece to the handle, after adjusting the length so that the bucket is hanging at head height.
You can guess the rest.
You swing the bucket as hard as you can.
Stand in the middle of the room and just before it's about to knock your head off - DUCK!
After a few more swings you will know exactly how low to duck so that the bucket just touches your scalp - thus scratching it for you.
Clever, huh?
Unfotunately, it has been known for some people to get a little cocky (people without elbows are well known for this) and don't duck down far enough - and get their head knocked off.
However, I have it on good authority that this will cure the itch once and for all.
Please leave your address so I know where to send my bill.
Good Morning.
2006-08-06 00:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
Your head wont notice the difference sweetie. Scratch your bottom instead.
2006-08-06 06:02:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put velcro on the inside of your shirt. (The side that is scratchy)
When you need to scratch, just put on and off the shirt and you should get the job done.
2006-08-06 09:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll shave my head so that i'll not get a chance to scratch my head.
your avater is too cute.i like it very much.
2006-08-06 05:13:52 · answer #4 · answered by i love all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same way people scratch their backs....use a corner from a door or wall
2006-08-06 05:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by ♫Hope♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're flexible, feet... If not, beg a close friend or get a back scratcher...
2006-08-06 05:13:36 · answer #6 · answered by Joshua S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erect a scratching post...works like a charm
2006-08-06 05:17:25 · answer #7 · answered by Zholla 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u scratch ure head wid elbows .........
2006-08-06 05:42:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
with the side of your arm
2006-08-06 05:36:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mean no more macaroni.........the kids are gonna freak with no mac and cheese,then you're gonna be scratchin your head!
2006-08-06 05:14:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋