Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

I'm not saying Kellie Pickler is a bad singer, but...

2006-08-06 15:06:48 · 9 answers · asked by blooutflash 3

Spell Mop, Spell Top, Spell Pop. Now what do you do at a green light?

2006-08-06 14:53:48 · 100 answers · asked by Erin A 2

2006-08-06 14:28:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-06 14:28:09 · 29 answers · asked by Erin A 2

What word is pronounced quicker by adding a syllable to it?

2006-08-06 14:21:36 · 5 answers · asked by Molllll 1

What can be driven although it doesn't have wheels, sliced but stays whole?

♥

2006-08-06 14:18:01 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

Lovely and round,
I shine with pale light,
grown in the darkness,
A lady's delight.

2006-08-06 14:10:24 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

She wore her New Jersey!

Does anybody else know any state riddles like this?

2006-08-06 14:05:15 · 5 answers · asked by swimming_dramastar19 4

'pig' backwards and then say funny!

2006-08-06 13:56:31 · 18 answers · asked by ghostguff 2

2006-08-06 13:53:08 · 9 answers · asked by BenJamin 2

2006-08-06 13:51:57 · 25 answers · asked by BenJamin 2

When I found you I found love
You make my world go round
So, I’ll put on my master’s glove
And make sure you’re tightly bound

You are the sweetest girl
And you always think me right
So, I’ll insert the beads of pearl
And make sure the restraints are tight

I’ve looked near and far
But there’s only you those are the facts
So, I’ll fit you for a spreader bar
And then I’ll melt come candle wax

2006-08-06 13:42:14 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6

What is the first thing you do before you can get out of the car?

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2006-08-06 13:40:45 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

http://tellmeajoke.com/product.php?catid=95&productid=787&page=4&cparent=&field=releaseDate&order=asc

2006-08-06 13:40:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I sent in ten puns hoping one would win but
alas
no pun in ten did.

2006-08-06 13:40:03 · 10 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

Our camping trip ~ Beaver Snatches Snapper!

2006-08-06 13:37:39 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6

A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?

2006-08-06 13:35:15 · 3 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

2006-08-06 13:35:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-06 13:33:48 · 12 answers · asked by Veronica B 1

2006-08-06 13:33:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm not saying my girlfriend is a witch, but...

2006-08-06 13:29:35 · 8 answers · asked by blooutflash 3

sat down,and ordered a beer.As he sipped his beer,he heard a soothing voice say "nice tie".Looking around he noticed the place was empty except for the bartender and himself.A few sips later the voice said "nice shirt".Hearing this,the man told the bartender "I must be crazy.We're the only ones here but I keep hearing voices say nice things to me".The bartender looked up from what he was doing and said "It's the peanuts"...







(wait for it)







"They're complimentary"

2006-08-06 13:29:25 · 7 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

months have 28 days? ♥

2006-08-06 13:28:12 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

Yy u r Yy u b I c u r Yy 4 me

2006-08-06 13:25:39 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

2006-08-06 13:15:43 · 5 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die?

HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.

2006-08-06 13:13:54 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

You know you're from Colorado when you get pissed off when people confuse Colorado with Kansas, Nebraska, Wyoming, or "one of those other big square states out west."

2006-08-06 13:12:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-06 13:12:53 · 4 answers · asked by Inu'sgirl 1

2006-08-06 13:10:59 · 4 answers · asked by Inu'sgirl 1

It sarts with an m
five letters
2 vowls that are different

2006-08-06 13:09:45 · 27 answers · asked by kay 3