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When I found you I found love
You make my world go round
So, I’ll put on my master’s glove
And make sure you’re tightly bound

You are the sweetest girl
And you always think me right
So, I’ll insert the beads of pearl
And make sure the restraints are tight

I’ve looked near and far
But there’s only you those are the facts
So, I’ll fit you for a spreader bar
And then I’ll melt come candle wax

2006-08-06 13:42:14 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

i have no idea. i would love to get something like that from my boyfriend but i have to ask him to even do the simple things like holding me at night when we are in bed watching a movie.

2006-08-07 02:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by babybro35 6 · 1 0

Reminds me of the novel by Somerset Maughm: "Of Human Bondage." This poem could cause a chain reaction, and sever the tie that binds. Is this for the same girlfriend who quit the porno business. Was she facing stiff competion? You could be the first truly great S&M underground poet. She sounds like she has been around and knows the ropes.

2006-08-06 21:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Probably too busy packing up her things and moving as far away as possible. Not to worry though. Some freak hanging out here will IM or email you.

2006-08-06 20:56:37 · answer #3 · answered by nquizzitiv 5 · 0 0

Maybe she did a google search and the poem was found pasted on a website in someone else's name??

2006-08-07 07:02:25 · answer #4 · answered by Nisha 4 · 0 0

Wow. Ummm. If mine wrote that I'd be filing a restraining order......

2006-08-06 21:46:27 · answer #5 · answered by ladystyx1969 3 · 0 0

I would think you could put your talents to better use. One that most women would want to hear. Being your slave doesn't appeal to most.

2006-08-06 20:50:16 · answer #6 · answered by John B 5 · 0 0

Because she know fersure that you are a SICK DUDE and doesn't want to have anything to do with you.

2006-08-06 20:54:27 · answer #7 · answered by up.tobat 5 · 0 0

She looking for a ring!!
One that will fit your neck!!!!

2006-08-07 07:09:27 · answer #8 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0 0

Did you forget where you left her tied her up again?

2006-08-07 00:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by RED 5 · 0 0

maybe try letting her breath she might feel suffocated
that's how i felt just give her time

2006-08-06 20:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by brat_girl 1 · 0 0

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