What's your best "You Know You're From (insert state) When.." joke?

Question

You know you're from Colorado when you get pissed off when people confuse Colorado with Kansas, Nebraska, Wyoming, or "one of those other big square states out west."

or you know you're from Colorado when you always know the altitude of where you are.

Answer 1

You know your from Florida when
1. "Jew-eet-et?"
2. "Naw Yew?"
1. "Naw, Ya-unt-to?"
2. "Awwwww-ight."

Is a full conversation between two people.

If you don't know what they were saying then here:

1. Did you eat yet?
2. No, You?
1. No, You want to?
2. Alright.

Answer 2

You know you're from Minnesota if you design your children's Halloween costumes to fit over a snow suit.

You know you're from Alabama when your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.

You know you're from Kentucky if you come back from the dump with more than you took.

You know you're from West Virginia if you have ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

You know you're from North Carolina if you can spit without opening your mouth.

You know you're from South Carolina if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're from Tennessee if your richest relative buys a new house and calls you up to help him take the wheels off.

You know you're from Arkansas when a tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvements.

Answer 3

You know you're from Wyoming when you measure distances in time spent driving rather than miles. "About 40 minutes north" LOL

Answer 4

You know your in the peach state when all you see is peanuts.
You know your from Georgia when mountain folk and hillbillies are not the same thing.

Answer 5

you know you're from California when you see a 850,000 dollar, two- bedroom, 1-bath house and consider it a bargain.

Answer 6

You know you're from ILLINOIS when you drive like you are late getting somewhere even if you're going nowhere. lol it stupid i know but i made it up.

Answer 7

you know your from georgia when you illinois with the silent s not with out

you know your from geogia when talk with a southern acent

Answer 8

you know your from iowa when your and Idiot Out Wandering Around... note the capitals and you know your from oklahom when your just OK

Answer 9

i don't have one