sat down,and ordered a beer.As he sipped his beer,he heard a soothing voice say "nice tie".Looking around he noticed the place was empty except for the bartender and himself.A few sips later the voice said "nice shirt".Hearing this,the man told the bartender "I must be crazy.We're the only ones here but I keep hearing voices say nice things to me".The bartender looked up from what he was doing and said "It's the peanuts"...
(wait for it)
"They're complimentary"
2006-08-06
13:29:25
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