but found I couldn't live on my "net" income.
2006-08-06 11:44:48 · 10 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
but i am sure you are a master baiter
2006-08-06 11:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by irishman 2 · 13⤊ 6⤋
A guy went home from work one night and heard a voice. The voice whispered to him: "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man was disturbed about what he heard and ignored the voice.
The next day when he got home from work, the same thing happened. The voice whispered to him: "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." Again the man ignored the voice, though
he was very troubled by the event.
Every day, the man was tormented by the same voice when he came home from work: "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." Each time the man heard the voice he became
increasingly upset.
Finally, after two weeks, he succumbed to the pressure. He quit his job, sold his house,
got together all his money and headed to Vegas. The moment the man got off the plane in Vegas, the voice told him, Go to Harrah's."
So he hopped in a cab and rushed over to Harrah's. As soon as he set foot in the casino, the voice echoed, "Go to the roulette table." The man did as he was told.
When he arrived at the roulette table, the voice firmly told him, "Put all your money on 17." Nervously, the man cashed in his money for chips and then put them all on 17. The dealer wished the man good luck and spun the roulette wheel.
Around and around the ball caromed. The man anxiously watched the ball as it slowly lost speed until finally it settled into number . . . 21.
The voice said, "Damn..."
2006-08-06 20:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by ethermanx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely you can't make a living as a comedian.
2006-08-06 18:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he isn't a master-baiter, could he be an athletic-supporter?
2006-08-06 18:52:48 · answer #4 · answered by Laurie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea... I know what you mean... its hard being a little fish in the sea
2006-08-06 18:52:17 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lure of the trade didn't hook you?
2006-08-06 19:25:10 · answer #6 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do. Do not try, but do.
2006-08-06 19:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by chris z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-06 19:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa
2006-08-06 20:10:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-08-06 18:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋