2006-08-06 11:37:12 · 10 answers · asked by gameballer64 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes
2006-08-06 11:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by SURAJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is like a door knob everyone gets a turn.
Yo Momma is so dumb that when she walked by the YMCA she said look baby they spelled Macy's backwards.
2006-08-06 19:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by sandiegogal2002@yahoo.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so ugly instead of a birth certificate there was an apology letter from a condom factory.
2006-08-06 18:46:57 · answer #3 · answered by kathleen c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat everytime she see the school bus she said catch that twikkie
a back to school one !!!
2006-08-06 20:58:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma's so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her!!!
Yo mamma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!!
yo mamma's so stupid she took a puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken!!!
Yo mamma's so fat she uses the earth for a pingpong ball!!!
2006-08-06 20:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by hersheykiss_01 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
2006-08-06 19:27:29 · answer #6 · answered by Simply_Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so fat that when someone gave her a picture of her feet she couldn't even identify them..........lol
2006-08-06 19:04:16 · answer #7 · answered by Pisce-Pegasus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YA MOM IS SO NASTY WHEN SHE GOES TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR A PAP SMEAR HER DOCTER WEARS A BIOHAZARD SUIT
2006-08-06 18:42:06 · answer #8 · answered by Lilmisssassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mama is like a bus, she's big, smelly, and for a doller, you can ride her.
2006-08-06 18:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by J-man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html
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http://members.tripod.com/donaldchase/jokes/yomamma.htm
http://www.wsu.edu/~brented/momma.html
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
2006-08-06 19:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋