I think it cute.
A little boy teases the little girl next door, because he had a football and she didn't. So the little girl goes to her mother and ask for one. Her mother being the feminist that she is buys her one.
The next day the little girl shows the little boy her football. The little boy says "Big deal", and shows off his bike. The little girl asks her mother for a bike.
The next day the little girl shows the little boy her new bike. Now the little boy is furious and pulls down his pants and point a his genitals. And saids "You can't have one because only boys can have one." The little girl goes home crying to her mother.
The next day the little girl pulls down her pants and says "My mommy says I can have as many of THOSES as want as long as I have THIS."
This shitaki mushroom took forever to type. I hope someone like it.
2006-08-06 05:45:16 · 9 answers · asked by foxmoon 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why can't we edit our mistakes. It's too late now though.
2006-08-06 05:46:31 · update #1
lol that was a good laugh for my day ty
here is a joke for you
THE INDIAN AND THE WEATHER
It was October, and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new
Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the
old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the
winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter
was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should
collect firewood to be prepared.
But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He
went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked,
"Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist
at the weather service responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
firewood in order to be prepared.
A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it
still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to
be a very cold winter."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again.
"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is
going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like
crazy."
2006-08-06 06:00:58 · answer #1 · answered by kay 3 · 14⤊ 1⤋
LOL, I remember this one from when I was a kid. The shiitake mushroom reference hand me LMBAO
2006-08-06 12:58:22 · answer #2 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny
2006-08-06 12:49:34 · answer #3 · answered by TROLLIN' 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute but old now
2006-08-06 12:50:33 · answer #4 · answered by danyella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm....its a good story
2006-08-06 12:50:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't really catch that...what's that??
2006-08-06 13:50:39 · answer #6 · answered by zzziana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! xDDDD (^_^)
2006-08-06 13:18:14 · answer #7 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very cute!!!!!!!
2006-08-06 13:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by Gigi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i LAUGHING ! NOT!!!!!!!
2006-08-06 12:59:20 · answer #9 · answered by mattie B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋