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There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing. Once the contest started it was clear that the brunettes were going to win as they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back. "A hole! You need a hole in the ice!"

You tell me?

2006-08-06 06:10:04 · 26 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Just for fun guys, don`t take offence!

I dye my hair blonde!!

2006-08-06 06:22:15 · update #1

26 answers

Wow, a blonde didn't know she needed a hole....?

2006-08-06 06:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 5 2

Decent blonde joke for people in Minnesota. In the rest of the US, not so funny. Blonde jokes are so common that few are ever original and thus few are ever funny.

Besides, with all the hair coloring things out there, who can tell? Not like Clairol Blonde #69 has a warning label "Caution: The surgeon general has determined that use of this product will lower your IQ significantly. Do not use if attempting any college course work, or advanced positions requiring technical knowledge."

2006-08-06 06:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0 0

thats good, this is better
A blonde and a brunette were in a race to swim the english channel using only the breaststroke, an hour after the start the brunette swam up and claimed the win, two hours later the blonde staggers to the shore and says " I don't mean to complain, but I think the other girl was using her arms "

2006-08-06 19:10:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The entire "blondes are stupid" thing comes from the fact that blonde hair usually means a better fertility rate which means better children, which means because of our instincts, blonde women are more attractive to men. It is said that you can't be clever and good looking, so it is assumed blondes are stupid.

In my experience, this seems to be mostly true.

2006-08-06 06:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Nice 1

2006-08-06 06:13:01 · answer #5 · answered by Tony Hi_teck 3 · 0 0

honest sufficient. i will completly understand that, and agree, making an allowance for that Jesus did not exist, then specific his words could have each and each bit the same impression had they been spoken by ability of Slimer, or Yoda, or the Jolly eco-friendly huge, or any fictional character. the subject comes all the way down to the human beings who have self assurance that Jesus not in basic terms existed, yet grew to become into the son of a divine potential. His life is held as evidence of God's life, which to be honest is a marginally different factor than thinking the life of Slimer. Any fictional characters can carry a extensive weight, however the words of Jesus while believed to be from a real son of God particularly grow to be the observe of God, and as such are not from now on in basic terms sensible council. they seem to be a divine mandate. Slimer says don;t walk on the grass? sturdy thought. Fictional Jesus says don;t walk on the grass? returned, sensible suggestion. genuine Jesus, the son of God, says do not walk on the grass? you do not walk on the grass, in the different case you incur the wrath of the Lord!

2016-11-04 00:15:02 · answer #6 · answered by bulman 4 · 0 0

That's a crack at the fact that Blonds are really dumb or something?

At least that's what I got from it, I am not sure though, I am not good at riddles, But I am not a blonds either......( =

2006-08-06 06:17:20 · answer #7 · answered by Lil Angel 68 5 · 0 0

Good joke. Now get out your dictionary and look up the word analogy.

2006-08-06 06:35:00 · answer #8 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0 0

No, I don't believe it is. Each woman is unique. Physical advantages and impediments are distributed on an individual level and not on the basis of external characteristics.

2006-08-06 07:00:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny i love blonde jokes, and i am a brunette

2006-08-06 06:15:51 · answer #10 · answered by kay 3 · 0 0

Sounds very anti- blond to me...!
However as a comitted brunnette, I am not even slightly offended.

2006-08-06 06:14:27 · answer #11 · answered by Ice Queen 4 · 0 0

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