2006-08-06 06:12:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That IS true. I've always wondered that.....
Other ironic things to ponder:
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earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
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- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
- What are imitation rhinestones?
- What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice? --Steven Wright
- What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
- Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
- Why does your alarm go off by going on?
2006-08-06 07:19:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I say from now on we abbreviate it to Abrvd. Or something like that.
2006-08-06 13:37:22 · answer #2 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Is there an abbreviation for that?
2006-08-06 13:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by Hot Pants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In order to inspire existentialism. (Whis in not abbreviated)
2006-08-06 13:23:55 · answer #4 · answered by Stacy A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was longer, so it has been abbreviated.
2006-08-06 13:19:41 · answer #5 · answered by dot&carryone. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, didn't realise this one till you mentioned it!
Oh boy, it's a self-answering word.
Sure drives its own point across.
The irony of it..
2006-08-06 13:24:39 · answer #6 · answered by decaflatte2003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you can illustrate by writing abbr.
Now, why is there an 'S' in the word lisp?
2006-08-06 13:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and why is disl...er..dyslex hold on dysleksia so hard to spell
2006-08-06 14:14:04 · answer #8 · answered by munkydogg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does onomatopoeia not sound like itself?
2006-08-07 09:47:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha..
that's actually a very interesting observation-- i never thought of that--
why?.. hm.. its contradictory and purely hypocritical-- just like everything is..
2006-08-06 13:17:27 · answer #10 · answered by kay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋