2006-08-06 04:49:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA LOL!! Ya I guess so!
2006-08-06 04:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because he's not undead. He was resurrected in spirit then rose to the heavens.. I think if he came back he'd be considered... a rapper..lol
2006-08-06 11:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by Chad R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not at all religious, but I saw this bumper sticker some time ago and think it's worth mentioning for it's humor: "Jesus has returned, and boy is He pissed..."
2006-08-06 11:55:11 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Noodle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus came back and will come back again and no. He'll be alive and not undead.
2006-08-06 11:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by philhanan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No - because he will not come back before the end of the world and you will be DEAD!@
2006-08-06 11:56:41 · answer #5 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe He'd make a zombie out of you.... wouldn't that be a laugh?
2006-08-06 13:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what are you trying to achieve here? it's not funny to joke about something like religion. it shows that you do not have respect for others. and i am not even sure whether you have a belief or not. seeing that you are joking about something that is a sensitive matter.
2006-08-06 12:08:01 · answer #7 · answered by capricorn_bay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no never what do you said that Jesus is always here in your hearth and beside every people
2006-08-06 11:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by Winter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus arose from the dead after three days.........didnt you ever read the Bible?
2006-08-06 11:52:41 · answer #9 · answered by firefly_pl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he comes back in his body YES but if he comes back in spirit then i think he would qualify as a ghost.
2006-08-06 11:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by audri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, our Savor.
Don't stand near me I don't want to get struck by lightning!!!
2006-08-06 11:52:29 · answer #11 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋