is the mourning after the knot before.
2006-08-06 06:36:02 · 6 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Studdies show that 100% of divorces started with a wedding!
2006-08-06 06:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 7⤊ 3⤋
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson: "But I want you to."
Wife: "But why?"
Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
2006-08-06 11:40:44 · answer #2 · answered by SURAJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the noose after
2006-08-06 07:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, poor girl! LOL.
2006-08-06 06:54:53 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. that's very...original.
2006-08-06 06:42:06 · answer #5 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!! ...and so true...
2006-08-06 06:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by GeorgieGirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋