Just Goofin' lol Its worth the 2 points to answer lol
Make it good, I always choose a Best Answer!
2006-08-06 06:39:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just did. I tried to sneak one out, but my wife smelled it and smacked me.
2006-08-06 06:44:52 · answer #1 · answered by Da Yank 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
that reminds me of lil johny joke ... wait i'll b back with it ..
here's it.......
A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a
new word today. She tells them that the word is "definitely" and its
meaning is "absolute, positive, without a doubt."
She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with the word in
it. She calls on little Susan who is in the back raising her hand,
quite sure of herself.
Susan stands up and says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher replies to her, "Well, that's a good sentence but
sometimes the sky is gray, and sometimes its cloudy, and sometimes
its red and pink so the sky is not definitely blue. Anyone else?"
Tom's hand flies up and she calls on him.
Tom answers, "The water is definitely clear."
"Well, Tom that's a good sentence but sometimes the water is muddy,
and sometimes it's green, and sometimes it's full of seaweed so it's
not definitely clear. Anyone else?"
Finally, in the far corner,
little Robert slowly raises his hand.
"Yes, Robert?" asks the teacher.
"Can I ask a question, teacher?" Robert replies.
"Yes."
"Do farts have lumps?"
"No. Why do you ask."
"Well, then I've definitely pooped in my pants."
2006-08-06 06:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First goose to cackle layed the golden egg.
2006-08-06 06:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eggzactly. How uncouth! And the burps and belches! LOL.
2006-08-06 06:53:31 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did, ate baked beans for luch. Just be glad you aren't around me, lol.
2006-08-06 06:47:44 · answer #5 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was me. I cant help my bodily functions sometimes. nudge nudge wink wink burp fart cough sneeze
2006-08-06 08:21:04 · answer #6 · answered by paulcartwheel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh.. I think it would be the one who had voiced it out!
2006-08-06 07:01:42 · answer #7 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Britney Spears. I heard her singing " oops,I did it again!"
2006-08-06 06:48:35 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fox smells his own hole first.
2006-08-06 09:01:25 · answer #9 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm ah it was that purple elephant that ran under my chair. um yeah that's it. you believe me right?
2006-08-06 07:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋