Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

a rooster lays an egg on a house
which way does it fall?

2006-06-21 08:32:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

everything in the house is green
every last thing i green
the food
the water
absolutely everything you can think of
what color are the stairs?

2006-06-21 08:22:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

you are a bus driver
4 people come in
2 people come out
3 people come in
what is the bus drivers name?

2006-06-21 08:19:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

2006-06-21 08:19:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 08:13:46 · 7 answers · asked by dishwasher67 6

a wooden bridge can only handle 155 kilos ,otherwise it will break,
a guy weighing 105 kilos ,holding 2 buckets of water 40kilos each crosses the bridge in one go,
how is it possible?

2006-06-21 08:02:28 · 36 answers · asked by RACHEL 3

An evil king has 1000 bottles of wine. A neighboring queen plots to kill the bad king, and sends a servant to poison the wine. The king's guards catch the servant after he has only poisoned one bottle. The guards don't know which bottle was poisoned, but they do know that the poison is so potent that even if it was diluted 1,000,000 times, it would still be fatal. Furthermore, the effects of the poison take one month to surface. The king decides he will get some of his prisoners in his vast dungeons to drink the wine. Rather than using 1000 prisoners each assigned to a particular bottle, this king knows that he needs to murder no more than 10 prisoners to figure out what bottle is poisoned, and will still be able to drink the rest of the wine in 5 weeks time. How does he pull this off?

2006-06-21 08:02:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

i miss his sweet-@$$ patrick sawyze jokes

2006-06-21 07:57:46 · 2 answers · asked by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6

funny

2006-06-21 07:55:02 · 12 answers · asked by Derek G 2

Name 3 words in the English language that end in "gry"
example- angry

2006-06-21 07:44:21 · 28 answers · asked by mcskillins 2

one day kerrry celebrated her birthday.... two days later her older twin brother terry celebrated his birthday .. how come??

2006-06-21 07:39:51 · 14 answers · asked by dinesh k 1

a man goes to prison to visit another man, but the guard stops him and says you can't go in there, you have to be related. so the man says, "brothers have I none, but this man's father is my father's son. who is he?

2006-06-21 07:36:06 · 19 answers · asked by jjameslovr 2

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 30 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

2006-06-21 07:30:58 · 65 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 07:29:14 · 27 answers · asked by spotted 1

2006-06-21 07:26:10 · 18 answers · asked by puarty01 1

i am serious about this question

2006-06-21 07:24:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 07:21:59 · 15 answers · asked by Melissa C 5

2006-06-21 07:18:15 · 12 answers · asked by Yahoo 1

How bout this one: Your mommas so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck.

2006-06-21 07:09:26 · 10 answers · asked by d_f_t_m_b 1

i m soooo funni but have no jokes...u guys/girls got any???

2006-06-21 07:00:31 · 20 answers · asked by j<3dawg 1

why is the number 8 afraid of 7???

2006-06-21 06:57:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 06:53:44 · 18 answers · asked by sarah67789 2

2006-06-21 06:52:34 · 7 answers · asked by Maestro 5

what sleeps all day
is a relative of the rat
runs at night
is super cute
and super annoying when your trying to go to sleep

2006-06-21 06:49:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 06:49:29 · 4 answers · asked by alzghiasi 2

I need some cool abbreviations my friends and I can use,
When we're out and about and do not want anyone to know what we are talking about.

2006-06-21 06:45:45 · 9 answers · asked by Delicious 2

yo mama is so stupid she bought an answering machine & started asking it questions = ]!!

2006-06-21 06:45:32 · 14 answers · asked by yer5yey5 2

2006-06-21 06:38:15 · 17 answers · asked by traveso 1

A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. In 22 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. How old is the daughter now?

2006-06-21 06:37:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 06:23:14 · 37 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7