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2006-06-21 07:55:02 · 12 answers · asked by Derek G 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mamma......that's all I know!
2006-06-21 08:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Some of these jokes are old, very old...
Yo momma is so:
fat she sat on Wal Mart and lowered the prices
fat her blood type is hot dog water
fat her chap stick is a spray
fat she has to search for her belly button
fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale
fat when she goes to KFC she licks everybody elses fingers
fat when she wears heels she strikes oil
ugly that when she walks into a bank they turn all the security cameras off
ugly she has to tie a pork chop around her neck just so the dog will play with her
ugly that we feed her with a frisbee
ugly she makes blind people flinch
ugly she makes onions cry
skinny you can see her farts coming
skinny that she ate a peanut M&M and she looked pregnant
skinny she wrapped herself up in aluminum foil and went out as a leftover breadstick for halloween
stupid I told her to do the robot and now R2D2 has aids
stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
stupid she thought Dick Cheney is how you keep a man around
stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
poor that shes just like a hardware store-10 cents a screw
poor that I asked for color TV and she said sorry, were out of crayons
poor that all the rainbows in your neighborhood are black and white
thats all i can think of right now
2006-06-21 15:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by NewFoundStory 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.yo mamma so fat she sat on a rain bow and skittles popped out!
2.yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
3.yo mamma so ugly she made a skunk run and hide!
4.yo mamma stinks so much she makes a sewer smell good!!
5.yo mamma so fat they had to make a bigger door just so she could fit into the building!!!
6.yo mamma so stupid she thought the toilet was a cooking bowl!
7.yo mamma so weird she makes the weirdest person in the world blend in!!
thats just a few!!!!!!
2006-06-21 15:22:39 · answer #3 · answered by red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mammas so fat she went swimming in the ocean and all the whales start singin we r family!
yo mammas so dumb she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch!
i know more but i cant think of them right now.
2006-06-21 15:02:39 · answer #4 · answered by iluv_whitetigers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so poor, she tried to put a candy bar on lay-away.
Yo momma's teeth stick out because they're runnin away from her breath.
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code.
2006-06-21 15:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by foshimaing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so short her feet hang off the curb
yo mommas so hairy she farts kittens
yo mommas so short i can see her feet in her drivers liscence photo
yo mommas got three tounges she talks like this like this like this
yo mommas so ugly that she got breast fed through a straw
yo mommas so skinny i went down on her and got a paper cut on my tounge
yo mommas got one arm she swims in a circle
yo mommas so fat she goes to resaurants and gets estimates
yo mommas so ugly she went to a haunted house and left with an application
2006-06-21 15:04:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is "yo momma so stupid she went to a Clippers game lookin for a haircut"
2006-06-21 16:00:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
2006-06-21 15:04:49 · answer #8 · answered by coolhandjoe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat, when she fell into the grand canyon,she got stuck
2006-06-21 15:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by marvel3666 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favourite:
Yo momma so dumb she knocks on peoples doors and then asks "who is it?"
Give me 10 points right now.
2006-06-21 15:21:55 · answer #10 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋