Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

2006-06-20 18:54:02 · 21 answers · asked by Laura 4

Not my real name, the one on here.
And it really does mean something.
If you dont know, well ill give you 2 points anyways. Use them well. Drive safe. Farewell.

2006-06-20 18:41:07 · 18 answers · asked by DeAd DiScO 4

2006-06-20 18:40:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

classic joke !! lets see who guesses it first !!

2006-06-20 18:04:18 · 19 answers · asked by ------------------- 1

and i want to populate that planet......... Who wants to be my eve?

2006-06-20 17:55:07 · 16 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6

2006-06-20 17:51:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

What has no beginning or end and nothing in the middle???

riddle

2006-06-20 17:48:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

riddle..

2006-06-20 17:46:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

a tree and fights cavities???

2006-06-20 17:44:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Tell me what you think about this joke.Subject: Fw: THE PASTOR'S ***



Pastor's ***

A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there was a
fortune in horse racing, he decided
to buy a horse and enter it in the races.


However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high
that he ended up buying a donkey instead.

He thought that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and entered it
in the race and, much to his surprise, the donkey came in third.


The next day the local paper carried this headline:

PASTOR'S *** SHOWS

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and this time it won.

The local paper read:


PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:


BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:


NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.

The next day, the paper read:


NUN SELLS *** FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

Headlines read:


NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE

The Bishop was buried the next day!

2006-06-20 17:44:03 · 7 answers · asked by Nece 6

Tea helps you feel brave??

2006-06-20 17:42:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

A house is built with all 4 sides facing North. A bear walks by the house. What color is the bear?

2006-06-20 17:28:15 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King of Beers,’ a Budweiser."

The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren’t you drinking a Molson’s?"

The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I."

2006-06-20 17:19:39 · 16 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

2006-06-20 17:18:24 · 5 answers · asked by idonnodou 1

He couldn't figure out why Allah gave him the extra 55 virgins!

2006-06-20 17:16:10 · 2 answers · asked by persistentlynow 2

2006-06-20 17:14:35 · 4 answers · asked by firecoonbiz 1

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign
saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.
Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides
the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to
beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look
like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept
tripping over him."

Welp! Was it worth a smile for this here SmileyCat : ) ? What town are you smiling from?
Got a joke for me? Points...points....points!

2006-06-20 17:09:42 · 14 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4

There was a cow who passed a duck that had just ran over a peice of ice-cream eaten by a horse which flew from the sky
what happend to the ice-cream?

2006-06-20 17:01:10 · 18 answers · asked by Lucy P 1

Hint: a four letter word that starts with "n"

If u were ganna answer "money" It's wrong

2006-06-20 16:56:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-20 16:37:20 · 19 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7

2006-06-20 16:33:25 · 15 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7

2006-06-20 16:32:36 · 13 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7

2006-06-20 16:30:01 · 8 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7

2006-06-20 16:29:12 · 10 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7

2006-06-20 16:28:38 · 8 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7

2006-06-20 16:27:59 · 8 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7

Wont it float everywhere once it's out???

2006-06-20 16:10:52 · 12 answers · asked by chilli 4

Something original and really damn funny that happend to you...

2006-06-20 16:07:08 · 4 answers · asked by chilli 4

2006-06-20 15:56:36 · 8 answers · asked by chilli 4

2006-06-20 15:54:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous