Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

2006-06-20 15:52:45 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-20 15:52:14 · 7 answers · asked by loreeann32 1

2006-06-20 15:42:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why was Eve created from Adam's rib? Why not from his head or his feet?

2006-06-20 15:35:54 · 19 answers · asked by hpotter4ever2000 4

2006-06-20 15:27:58 · 50 answers · asked by googlywotsit 5

and ended up exactly where he started from. Where is he

2006-06-20 15:27:16 · 13 answers · asked by j.macka 2

2006-06-20 15:26:44 · 29 answers · asked by googlywotsit 5

On your first day of working as a bus driver, you have to drive through 2 Km length of street. There is a bus stop at every interval of 200 metres. The first stop, 10 passengers get on the bus. The next stop, 9 passengers get on and 1 passenger get off the bus. For each bus stop reached, the number of passengers getting on the bus is reduced by 1, and the number of passengers getting off the bus is increased by 1. At the final destinations, the remaining passengers got off from the bus and half of them is male. What would the female passengers call the bus driver's name?

2006-06-20 15:26:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

A bus stops at a busstop and take in 5 passengers. Then 3 of them get off at the next stop, and 4 more passengers got into the bus the stop after. When it reaches it's destinations, only 1 passenger is left on the bus. How many busses are there in the world?

2006-06-20 15:13:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-20 15:10:21 · 20 answers · asked by becky b 1

2006-06-20 15:09:27 · 5 answers · asked by joegossum 4

There are two men waiting there for him. Who are they?

2006-06-20 15:04:09 · 5 answers · asked by queenofitall94 3

http://www.123opticalillusions.com/opt32.htm

2006-06-20 15:00:31 · 25 answers · asked by joegossum 4

2006-06-20 14:58:24 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two goats sneaked into the projection room
Goat #1 was munching on a movie tape
Goat #2 said "Is the movie any good?"
Goat #1 said "Yea it's good, but I thought the book was better."

2006-06-20 14:42:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am looking for the best "it's so hot..." one liners. a few of my favorites are....

It’s so hot…

The robins are laying their eggs sunny side up.

All the water buffalo at the zoo have evaporated.

the trees are whistling' for the dogs.

It's so hot, I saw squirrels fanning their nuts.

the birds had to pick up the worms with potholders.

I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

What are some other good ones?

*please keep them clean

2006-06-20 14:39:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

this kid had posted a joke and said "say this out loud to your friends":
i we tall did
does anybody have any idea what this is?. please explain

2006-06-20 14:31:15 · 14 answers · asked by ღbrownsugarღ 3

I want to be king of Narnia, but I don't know where to start. Also, I can't find any magic wardrobes around, so any suggestions?

2006-06-20 14:25:38 · 17 answers · asked by fake f 1

2006-06-20 14:22:32 · 8 answers · asked by rwhprism 2

If the above statements are true, then does it prove that Dogs are man's worst enemies.

2006-06-20 14:14:47 · 6 answers · asked by Rao 1

2006-06-20 14:03:53 · 31 answers · asked by Chainsawmom 5

A real tough riddle. Bet no one can answer correctly.

2006-06-20 14:00:35 · 9 answers · asked by meek 4

2006-06-20 13:58:28 · 19 answers · asked by Chainsawmom 5

2006-06-20 13:57:10 · 4 answers · asked by Chainsawmom 5

2006-06-20 13:56:06 · 12 answers · asked by Chainsawmom 5

2006-06-20 13:55:16 · 3 answers · asked by Chainsawmom 5

I got some really cool/funny answers last week - over to you!

2006-06-20 13:46:35 · 9 answers · asked by murft66 3

No momma jokes real jokes
10 pts

2006-06-20 13:29:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

keep it PG but make me want you

2006-06-20 13:24:58 · 19 answers · asked by cup cake 2

2006-06-20 13:21:18 · 6 answers · asked by black smoke 1