I am looking for the best "it's so hot..." one liners. a few of my favorites are....
It’s so hot…
The robins are laying their eggs sunny side up.
All the water buffalo at the zoo have evaporated.
the trees are whistling' for the dogs.
It's so hot, I saw squirrels fanning their nuts.
the birds had to pick up the worms with potholders.
I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
What are some other good ones?
*please keep them clean
2006-06-20 14:39:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm beginning to believe that 4 seasons here are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!!!
2006-06-20 19:38:59 · update #1
Baby it's so hot that the HABANERO peppers in my garden are hunting a shade
2006-06-20 14:50:06 · answer #1 · answered by joegossum 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Its So Hot That
2016-10-18 12:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its so hot... you can fry an egg on the sidewalk, its so hot I could go to hell to cool off..its so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog, so hot the hookers are giving discounts to Mr.softee the ice cream man, so hot I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog...
2006-06-20 14:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
It's so hot even the sun melted.
It's so hot that even the temperature a black hole can be considered frigid compared to it.
It's so hot that I'm suffering from heatstroke.
It's so hot that ice will sublime as soon as it hits the ground.
2006-06-20 14:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Its so hot by walking for 3 second you loss a hundred pound
Its so hot the house order an air-conditioner for itself
2006-06-20 15:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
It´s so hot that the chocolate factory became a milkshake,
It´s so hot that Alaska turned into fish juice,
It´s so hot that you have to pee facing up because the pee turned into steam
2006-06-20 14:43:52 · answer #6 · answered by AFTP 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
It's so hot everyone's carrying water in their ten gallon hats.
2006-06-20 14:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
It's so hot the temperature is to be continued...
2006-06-20 14:50:09 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
It's so hot we threw ice in the pool.
2006-06-20 14:45:47 · answer #9 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
its so hot the little red guy jumped out from behind the bushes and burst into flames
2006-06-20 18:56:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋