2006-06-20 16:37:20 · 19 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the category may be full of my questions on the UK site, but it's 5.05am
2006-06-20 17:06:53 · update #1
I'm sorry. I can't even iron my clothes! How can I iron an elephant??
2006-06-20 16:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by neets 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
they spend too much time in the water. And to people who have a problem with your Qs, why don't they go somewhere else? Maybe this is full of your questions because no one else wants to ask them here. I mean, there is a "curling" category and I think only one person ever who has posted questions there!
2006-06-21 14:33:23 · answer #2 · answered by Evil J.Twin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are trying to find ways of shrinking and started with the skin....By trying to squeeze it....It is not very successful, indeed, now the skin looks as if it had be stretched out and as a result is wrinkly, but now you know it is the other way around
2006-06-21 00:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Bambina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is anything wrinkled?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
HOW DO YOU BREATH OUT OF THAT THING?
2006-06-20 23:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone mistook the washing machine for the fridge
2006-06-20 23:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you want a real answer...
It means they have a larger surface area of skin so they can lose more heat from it when they are hot.
2006-06-21 04:41:46 · answer #6 · answered by Trillian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares and you ask too many questions, the whole jokes and riddles page is full of your questions
2006-06-20 23:41:05 · answer #7 · answered by Kacie H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they never iron there clothes! are you still awake,i went to bed at 3.30am!!
2006-06-21 06:35:51 · answer #8 · answered by geri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they have big ears and look like a prune
2006-06-21 00:22:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they'd look weird if they weren't
2006-06-20 23:41:25 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋