2006-06-20 16:28:38 · 8 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He takes the sunglasses off and looks again and says, "Look, plums!" (He's still colorblind.)
2006-06-20 16:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses in the distance?
Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
"Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
2006-06-20 16:33:55 · answer #2 · answered by KL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean the elephants are wearing sunglasses, or Tarzan is wearing sunglasses?
2006-06-20 16:32:48 · answer #3 · answered by a kinder, gentler me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He says, they look a bit darker than the otehr ones. Oh, that's because I am wearing shades. Then he says, I don't need a taxi on such a nice day.
2006-06-21 07:25:14 · answer #4 · answered by Evil J.Twin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He says "Me thinks it time to lay off the drugs,man."
2006-06-20 16:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by Thomas Kevin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooooh, you little cheeky Muppet!!!
2006-06-21 05:56:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool, man!
2006-06-20 16:59:52 · answer #7 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing he doesn't recognise them! i knew i got that joke wrong when i answered your first question,lol!
2006-06-20 23:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by geri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋