Something original and really damn funny that happend to you...
2006-06-20 16:07:08 · 4 answers · asked by chilli 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Willys cynical thought for the day;
People should learn to laugh at themselves, why let everybody else have all the fun?
To prove that I'm not a hypocrite, here is my latest. I guess most people getting these jokes know I've been wearing an Insulin pump since 2002, I've been diabetic since 1974! Well, May 14th at around 5 pm I was in St. Johns Hospital Emergency Room for insulin shock. As a nurse, Margaret I believe but don't quote me at around 11, was signing me out I finished, in my mind I been writting it a while, this joke. I told it to her and just about everybody in the ER and the Security Guards at the front of the hospital, they all said, it's a good one! Here it is;
I was taking a Metro-North train home, and the cars were crowded, a young girl -- late twenties gets on and sits by my left side. She notices my computing device hanging from my left pocket, and asks me what that is? I say, "my insulin pump." She gets very turned on and we spend the trip sloppy-kissing. In Yonkers, a city a few stops before my town, she invites me up to her place. I accept and we're soon butt naked all over her bed. I'm just about to slide my meat into her when she asks, "So when you gonna turn the god-damned pump on?"
Here's the link to my site, now I definitely have music, and me singing "That's Just the Way That I Am," an original, there and pics too. Don't just stop at the front page scroll down and check it all out! Keep checking back it just been updated... I made a new page, "Me and Evilbay (A work in progress)." There are pages "How to Know If you're a New Yorker," by me and "Willys Jokes." A little humor on the serious side! Sign the guestbook too y'all!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-06-20 16:35:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope. it really is down there with those about naive first graders who're despatched to collect ideas from their households and finally end up getting into worry for quoting them verbatim.
2016-10-14 08:46:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I named my big blue fuzzy hat Fred.
2006-06-20 16:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't had sex in so long there are cave paintings in my vagina
2006-06-20 16:18:22 · answer #4 · answered by dragonwythe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋