Tell me what you think about this joke.Subject: Fw: THE PASTOR'S ***
Pastor's ***
A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there was a
fortune in horse racing, he decided
to buy a horse and enter it in the races.
However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high
that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He thought that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and entered it
in the race and, much to his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PASTOR'S *** SHOWS
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and this time it won.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:
NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.
The next day, the paper read:
NUN SELLS *** FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
Headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day!
2006-06-20 17:44:03 · 7 answers · asked by Nece 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol... its great! the bishop should have just shot the reporter instead! lol
2006-06-20 18:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2006-06-20 18:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by Jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great! Smut free humor is hard to come by these days.
2006-06-20 17:53:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you had to put a lot of work into writing that joke. congrats.
2006-06-20 17:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by Birdman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!
Thats really HiIlarious!!!!
2006-06-20 18:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
2006-06-20 17:53:16 · answer #6 · answered by zquax 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLSHICB
THATS FUNNY!!:-)
2006-06-20 18:30:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋