Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign
saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.
Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides
the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to
beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look
like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept
tripping over him."
Welp! Was it worth a smile for this here SmileyCat : ) ? What town are you smiling from?
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2006-06-20 17:09:42 · 14 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny. That reminds me of our Norwegian Elkhound, Schnorkel. When I was young, he would always slept in front of our resort's business door at night. He scared all the late arriving patrons away. The one night our dog didn't sleep in front of the door was the same night that my dad was robbed at gunpoint. After that, we let the dog sleep in front of the door all he wanted. This happened when I lived in Elm Grove, Wisconsin. Today, I live in San Antonio, Texas. I have a border collie, a chow-lab, and a german shepard.
2006-06-20 17:23:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
2006-06-20 17:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by sswan007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very cute, thank you for the smile on my face =) Akl, NZ
The only joke I can think of right now is an old one
How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?
There's liquid paper on the screen.
2006-06-20 18:04:44 · answer #3 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fayetteville, Arkansas
2006-06-20 17:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Spaz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that was a good one. Listen to this: I once saw a sign: 'Mad dog! The owner even madder!' or 'It takes this dog 2 seconds to run to the fence. How long will it take you?'
Still, yours is better. I'll remember it to tell my friends.
Warsaw, Poland, Europe
2006-06-21 03:08:41 · answer #5 · answered by Iguana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta admit it, it was a pretty cute joke.
Southern California, Riverside County
2006-06-20 17:14:25 · answer #6 · answered by missinformed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's amazingly wonderful, thanks for the smile on my face =) Akl, NZ the in reality shaggy canines tale i visit imagine of of proper now is an previous one How do you understand at the same time as a blonde has been employing your computing gadget? there is liquid paper on the coach.
2016-10-14 08:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute..I'm at the central Oregon coast!
2006-06-20 17:30:16 · answer #8 · answered by evemarkra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't make like that anymore , do they?
2006-06-20 17:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by persistentlynow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!that was a cute joke!..lol! from home..:)
2006-06-20 17:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋