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Question

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

Answer 1

ha ha ha that is about the truth:) have a grateful day:)

Answer 2

Amen Brother.

Answer 3

every married couple should read this. this happens to show how different men and women are. this is why we should be with people that are like us. that is why men should be gay, and women should be lesbians. : )

Answer 4

Amen to that

Answer 5

hehe so cute hehe especially, well all of it haha check ya later ♥

Answer 6

I could not have said it better myself

Answer 7

i couldnt of puten it in better words lol

Answer 8

thats really true

Answer 9

Thats so true...:D

Answer 10

true true!