Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

Is Napolion Dynamite really funny i think not....
Is dat movie funny i think so...
Comcast sucks...
Disney is a super perv...
People get excited over nothing...
Y am i addicted to this yahoo answers thing....
if you wasted you time answering this thank you....

2006-06-21 12:05:42 · 16 answers · asked by Fritz J 3

Old bloke wanted his 70 year old wife dead.
He asked the killer how he'd do it?
The killer says " I'd shoot her below the left nipple"..
Old bloke says " I want her dead, not f*****g kneecapped..!"

2006-06-21 12:04:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 11:51:59 · 20 answers · asked by Chantae 2

2006-06-21 11:46:06 · 24 answers · asked by None 1

make me think

2006-06-21 11:35:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 11:34:40 · 6 answers · asked by Chantae 2

2006-06-21 11:30:26 · 13 answers · asked by Emilee H 2

2006-06-21 11:27:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

If a guy goes back in time and kills his mom then could he be born?

2006-06-21 11:18:24 · 14 answers · asked by charmed_xoxo2006 2

what did the carpender SAY ... when he hit his finger ?

2006-06-21 11:15:58 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

And don't tell me it's a gift you either have or you don't. Give me a REAL answer!

2006-06-21 10:59:49 · 18 answers · asked by Aint No Bugs On Me 4

2006-06-21 10:53:29 · 16 answers · asked by meep 1

If you do, why????

2006-06-21 10:52:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 10:51:31 · 13 answers · asked by meep 1

2006-06-21 10:50:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

can anyone plz give me the most amout of words that ryhm with heart???

2006-06-21 10:47:07 · 9 answers · asked by BABY~3THO 2

What have Jacko and Whiskey got in common???

They both come in tots.


Thats sick even for me! hahaha.

2006-06-21 10:33:44 · 39 answers · asked by kirkswahpedal 2

2006-06-21 10:31:56 · 26 answers · asked by emspen92 2

some months have 30 days some have 31 how many have 28

2006-06-21 10:30:39 · 32 answers · asked by girly 3

all about but can not b seen, can b captured can not b held, no throat but i can b heard. wot am i?

2006-06-21 10:29:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

If your 14 year old gf ,whose name is Dot ,were pregnant, and you would like to break the news gently to your folks, and ask them for money , and tell them it's going to be twins, and assure them you are happy about it , in computer language....would this message work ?

> $ .) x2 LOAO xxx
Send some bucks Dot is pregnant with twins we are happy kisses

2006-06-21 10:27:25 · 14 answers · asked by Featherman 5

2006-06-21 10:23:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

hey, we do taste like chicken

2006-06-21 10:19:00 · 1 answers · asked by cantgetit 2

A fart is a mechanical eruption
It comes from the planet of bum
It travels through the valley of trousers
And comes out as a musical hum!

2006-06-21 10:16:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

who ever makes my laugh harder gets 10points

2006-06-21 09:59:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

you have a black man , an indian,and a cowboy and a chinese bartender:

1.the black man walks into a bar says give me a coke so the bartender gives him a coke the black man drinks it then the bartender says me play joke me play coke me put pee pee in your coke so the black man walks out

2.the indian walks in goes up to the bar and says give me a coke so the bartender gives him a coke the indian drinks it then the bartender says me play joke me play joke me put pee pee in your coke so the indian walks out.

3.the cowboy walks in goes up to the bar and says give me a coke so the bartender gives him a coke the cowboy drinks it then
the bartender says me play joke me play joke me put pee pee in your coke then the cowboy says me cowboy you run fast me put bullet up your a$$!!!!!

-the end-

i hope you liked the joke!!!!!

2006-06-21 09:58:54 · 33 answers · asked by red 2

a boy is runnin around a block. he runnin around and round repeatedly. a police officer sees him. the police officer asks the boy wat he is doin. the boy says runnin away from home. the police officer says then why r u runnin in circles. the boy replies__________.

2006-06-21 09:22:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

a cowboy rode in to town on friday
2 days later rode oy on friday
how did he do this?!!

2006-06-21 08:57:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

if 3 men can chop down 3 trees in 3hrs
how many men can chop down 6 trees in 6 hrs?

2006-06-21 08:50:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-21 08:36:30 · 11 answers · asked by big_daddy99_38 3