2006-06-21 10:31:56 · 26 answers · asked by emspen92 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your mums so dumb she stuck a Duracell battery up her Ase and sang i got the power
2006-06-21 10:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was walking along and saw a group of people stoning a woman who had committed adultery. he stopped them and said whoever among you has never committed a sin can cast some stones. a lady stepped forward threw a big rock and killed the other lady. Jesus looked at her and said, MOM sometimes you really make me mad!!!
2006-06-21 15:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by LeRoy W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so skinny her nipples touch
or
Yo mama so dumb she saw a sign that sign that said
"Disney World left"
So she turned around and went home
2006-06-21 10:39:18 · answer #3 · answered by Delicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1.
2006-06-21 10:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Interpreted 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World
2006-06-21 10:34:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that somebody said that"yo mama is so fat that when she was on the scale it said to be continue.
2006-06-21 10:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by Simple Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so cross eyed , yo daddy left her cuz she was seeing someone on the side
2006-06-21 11:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by airrongee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one i heard long time a go sorry if may sound stupid,,
Mom warned her daughter going to a date mom says if a guy kiss you on the lips tell him "No!",,If a guy touches you re breast tell him to "Don't!!!!" and lastly if a guy try to enter at you re private tell him to "Stop!!!"...So daughter came back from the date and the mom asked her daughter if she did what she said and the daughter yes mom I did.
I told Him "No!!!" ,,," Don't!!!" ,,, "Stop!!!"....
No,Don't,Stop!!! lolz,,,,
2006-06-21 10:41:29 · answer #8 · answered by Bigs Honey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so dirty she went to go take a bath and the water jumped out and said no im cool
2006-06-21 10:35:29 · answer #9 · answered by soccer rules 100 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my eleven year old daughter told me these:
Your mum is so fat, I got in my car to drive round her but ran out of petrol!
Your mum is so fat, I used her knicker elastic to bungee jump and hit the floor!!
Your mummy is so old, when she tries to breast feed her milk comes out as dried powder.
Your mumma opens her legs more often than the automatic doors at wal marts!
2006-06-27 07:34:48 · answer #10 · answered by lezann40 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm so I sense you're the result of the abortion your mom just couldnt get right.
2006-06-21 10:35:42 · answer #11 · answered by canuck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋