who ever makes my laugh harder gets 10points
2006-06-21 09:59:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
forgot to spell blonde with an e lol
2006-06-21 11:16:26 · update #1
please pardon me but,
how do you drown a blonde?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
2006-06-21 10:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the blonde that ended up in a full body cast from raking the leaves?
Yeah, she fell out of the tree!!!
A blonde was feeling frisky one day and went to the local porn shop to rent some adult videos. She picked one out that sounded very exciting and went home to watch. A short while later the clerk at the video store recieved a call from the upset blonde complaining that the video was all static. So the clerk asked which video she picked out. She replied, "Head Cleaner."
2006-06-21 17:08:23 · answer #2 · answered by vaultstaffonly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a pub and asks if anyone would like to here a blonde joke, at hearing this a blonde woman replied, I am blonde and i am a black belt in karate, the bartender is blonde and she is a kickboxer, the doorperson is blonde and she is a doorperson, the woman sitting next to you is blonde and she is the wrestling champion of mexico and the blonde over there is the worlds strongest woman, would you still like to tell your blonde joke. the man replies- No i dont want have to explain it 5 times. boom boom
2006-06-21 17:09:50 · answer #3 · answered by cooalaganga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was this blond lady who wanted to make her husband proud by painting the house. so when the husband got back from work he found his wife on the floor with a leather and fur coat on. Turns out to be that when the wife read the directions in the paint can it said "for best results put two coats on"
2006-06-21 17:10:38 · answer #4 · answered by danyella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde was on the side of a lake and saw another blonde on the other side of the lake so she hollered over and asked, how do i get to the other side? the other blonde hollered back and said, your already there
2006-06-21 23:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by LeRoy W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY DID THE BLONDE GET FIRED FROM THE M&M FACTORY?????
SHE KEPT THROWING OUT ALL THE W"s
i know a ton of blonde jokes, write me i will give you more
2006-06-21 17:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by asphaltangel77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blond, a bernette, and a redhead are on a desert island when they find a gene lamp the gene says "i will give u each one wish" so the bernette go first and says "i wish i was home with my family " and poof she home next the red head says" i wish i was back in civilization" poof she back then the blond says "i wish my friends where back
2006-06-21 17:50:54 · answer #7 · answered by Bob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best blonde joke EVER:
two blondes were walking down the street when the first sees a makeup compact lying on the ground. so she picks it up and opens it and goes..."heyyy...i know this person!"
the second blonde takes it from her, rolls her eyes and goes "you dummy!!.....that's me!"
2006-06-21 17:39:30 · answer #8 · answered by lucifer devoison 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was the blondes belly button sore?
because her boyfriend was blonde too
2006-06-21 19:17:18 · answer #9 · answered by christina g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde dyed her hair brunette and went to the doctor. she says "Doc, im in pain! every part of my body that i touch, i feel a piercing pain!" she touches her arms, she screams in pain. she touches her feet, she screams in pain. she touches her tooth, she screams in pain. finally, the doctor asks "you're a blonde who dyed her hair brunette, aren't ya?" the blonde says "yeah! how did you know?"
doc says "you have a broken finger"
2006-06-21 17:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋