What have Jacko and Whiskey got in common???
They both come in tots.
Thats sick even for me! hahaha.
2006-06-21 10:33:44 · 39 answers · asked by kirkswahpedal 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok for those who don't know, a ''Tot of whiskey'' is a small amount of said liqour. about the same as a shot.
2006-06-21 10:40:08 · update #1
Yeah, you're right, it is a sick joke, but despite that, it did put a smile on my face. (having remembered that the joke is on MJ & not on the kids!)
2006-06-21 11:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by manorris3265 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hey what can I say I guess I'm just a 'normal' sick twisted person like you. Thanks for the laughs. At least you had enough respect for others to warn them with your heading. If they don't like sick jokes then they shouldn't have been so nosy and read them. So yes your rude and offensive jokes were funny.
2016-05-20 09:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale from 1 to 10 for sickness i would say 20
2006-06-21 10:36:02 · answer #3 · answered by baldyhugsblues 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common?
They're both made out of plastic and it's dangerous to let your kids play with them.
2006-06-21 10:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by Shell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does Jacko like best about twentyeight year olds?
That there's twenty of them.
2006-06-21 10:53:45 · answer #5 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a tot (when referring to whiskey)?
2006-06-21 10:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by B-Dub 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's gross about that? Many people enjoy tater tot love.
2006-06-21 10:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by Ima.ho.bag 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty retarded!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-06-21 11:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh, sick! But funny, sickly funny.
2006-06-21 10:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard about the new duet between MJ and Elton John?..."Don't let your son go down on me"
oh no I di'ent! snap!
2006-06-21 10:36:54 · answer #10 · answered by Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋