Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer 1

why dont you tell me?

Answer 2

Because In the days before human existence, there lived the chicken and the egg. At one time, they were friends, but the chicken discovered it had the power to create eggs into chickens. Using this awesome power, the chickens moved into Egg Island Corp. and began changing all the workers into chickens. The eggs were surprised by the attack and launched a massive missile at the Chicken headquarters. The chicken diplomatic president wanted to come to peace with the eggs again, but the eggs had destroyed him before his broadcast could be received.

War was then everywhere. There was yolk all over every inch of every town. Eventually, the eggs rolled up in (get it? :o) chicken camp and gave the chicken a crazy fight. the chickens, in hope of surviving, ran across a river (which at that time was known as 'Cluckycluck Biggawk, which translates to 'The Road') to begin a new nation free of eggs. The Road was the name of the river.

But when the English came to the Pilgrims, they wrote the name of the river incorrectly and called it 'the road'. Ever since then, the Pilgrims have tried to cover up their mistake. First, they built KFC to get rid of all the chickens that knew about the incident. Next they made Denny's with an All-You-Can-Eat Omelet Buffet to get rid of all those scheming eggs. Then in closing, they joked about the accident to make it seems like just a tale with this joke:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side. (Which was true; they wanted the other side to build their empire.)

The joke was a mockery of chickens, who worked very hard for their empire. And with that joke, the history of millions of chickens and eggs is now only limited by the government to which came first, which is still being debated.

Answer 3

Cause the worms on the chicken's side of the road were all gone. But on the other side of the road there were many worms. Big fat ones, little skinny ones, they were all over there. So the chicken got with Donald Trump and made a career move, to get more worms for time spent working so hard at getting them.

Answer 4

Because the road can't cross to the chicken..!!!!

Answer 5

because the other side was banning the chickens ways

Answer 6

Because there was a party at the hen house and he wanted to go.

Answer 7

To get away from Col. Sanders

Answer 8

to get to the other side

Answer 9

to get to the other side

Answer 10

to get to the other side so it can say hi to its roster.

Answer 11

because the voices in his head told him to do so