And don't tell me it's a gift you either have or you don't. Give me a REAL answer!
2006-06-21 10:59:49 · 18 answers · asked by Aint No Bugs On Me 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its a gift you either have or you dont
2006-06-21 11:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by fret87 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hi,have some?
20 reasons why chocolate is better than sex:
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called
nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good
2)
For those of you who watch what you eat...
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
2006-06-21 18:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it comes natural to the best. It's not something they have to force, I guess you can take a few classes. Lisa Lamponeli and other comics do that. Maybe they will give you an idea where to start. Some stuff that isn't that funny works cause it's in the delivery or timing is right. I've never heard how do you become funny, you are or your not.
2006-06-21 18:24:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at the things that happen in your life and wonder "What the hell is that all about?" Most things are rather ridiculous and should not be taken seriously. In fact, I was always so serious, I developed an ulcer. That is not funny, but laughing at most things cured it. Now I see everything as rather hilarious and other people laugh when I point out the obsurd.
2006-06-21 18:16:35 · answer #4 · answered by thebushman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would b easier if u had a slight personality disorder where u dont care wot u say bout urself or others that r close 2 u, other than that it is a gift, u either have it or u dont!
2006-06-21 18:06:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im kind of funny to my friends ...i have no idea i do it either...it comes from the soul i guess..
when your tring to be funny the one thing you should avoid is not to hurt any other persons feelings...ok?
being funny involbs acting you can tell about the stupid things you did or things that happened in class and etc....go to
ahajokes.com
they have funny jokes
2006-06-21 18:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by Grack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it takes practice and confidence. you may have the jokes to back you up, but if you are too nervous, you might stutter and you won't give off the impact it needs.
also keep it simple and short -- too long jokes bore people out.
i don't know why... people find me funny when im pissed or annoyed. i think because i tend to do things that i don't usually do when i am "sane" -- things they don't usually see in me, and that surprises them.
2006-06-21 18:07:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Acquire a sense of humor then perfect it.
If you already have on just start making a joke from things you see and hear.
2006-06-21 18:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by Mad Reverend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear Groucho Glasses and put a fake arrow through your head. Or wait...Did you mean, "How do you learn to say funny things?"
2006-06-21 18:10:41 · answer #9 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
start going out with your underwear over the rest of your clothing..that will make you become funny to most people
2006-06-21 18:39:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn to make jokes about related things that the persons are talking about. Use your imagination on it.
2006-06-21 18:03:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋