A fart is a mechanical eruption
It comes from the planet of bum
It travels through the valley of trousers
And comes out as a musical hum!
2006-06-21 10:16:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
beans beans the musical fruit..
the more you eat..
the more you TOOT!
2006-06-21 10:19:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
buurrrrrpppppppppp!
pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food
if it had gone below my heart, it would have come out as a fart!
2006-06-21 13:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by crophilia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beans, beans are good for the heart.
beans, beans they make you fart.
the more you fart the better you feel,
So eat you beans with every meal.
2006-06-21 10:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loooove it ,will tell Mum when I see her next!
2006-06-21 10:54:56 · answer #4 · answered by HEIDI P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2006-06-21 10:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by danyella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooo the question?
2006-06-21 10:24:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that is to funny!!!!
2006-06-21 10:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by sicilygal2581 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
music to my ears!!!!!!
2006-06-21 10:23:51 · answer #8 · answered by jamminursite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what tha hell
2006-06-21 10:19:42 · answer #9 · answered by vanecin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋